michael jackson cardiac arrest
- Thread starter Gilly2006
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Texx
Super Moderator
GT_lewis89
Member +
apparently he didnt have a heart attack. he was in the kiddies ward having a stroke!
Suspected_Psycho
Member +
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children`s ward having
a stroke.
------------------------------------------------------
The King of Pop referred to semen as "Duck Butter".
And the booze he gave to young boys as "Jesus Juice".
------------------------------------------------------
There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
------------------------------------------------------
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
------------------------------------------------------
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.
------------------------------------------------------
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.
------------------------------------------------------
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.
------------------------------------------------------
It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson used to give alcohol to his young
sleeping partners and tell them that getting drunk
"was part of being a man". He called it Jesus Juice.
------------------------------------------------------
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this
afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his
kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children`s ward having
a stroke.
------------------------------------------------------
The King of Pop referred to semen as "Duck Butter".
And the booze he gave to young boys as "Jesus Juice".
------------------------------------------------------
There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
------------------------------------------------------
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
------------------------------------------------------
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.
------------------------------------------------------
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.
------------------------------------------------------
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.
------------------------------------------------------
It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson used to give alcohol to his young
sleeping partners and tell them that getting drunk
"was part of being a man". He called it Jesus Juice.
------------------------------------------------------
Coroners still wondering what to put on the death certificate. Do they
blame it on the sunshine, moonlight, good times or boogie?
------------------------------------------------------
Apparently MJ died in the children's ward after having a stroke
------------------------------------------------------
Initial reports suggest Jakko choked on a small bone
------------------------------------------------------
you heard McDonalds to celebrate his life with a McJackson burger??? =
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns and special sauce
------------------------------------------------------
Reports are that rigor mortis has now set in to the late King of Pop.
Websites reporting he has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin
slept over.
------------------------------------------------------
apparently they are recycling him into plastic bags...you still need to
keep him away from children
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
------------------------------------------------------
When Farrah Fawsett arrived in heaven, god granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson
attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children`s ward having
a stroke.
------------------------------------------------------
The King of Pop referred to semen as "Duck Butter".
And the booze he gave to young boys as "Jesus Juice".
------------------------------------------------------
There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
------------------------------------------------------
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
------------------------------------------------------
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.
------------------------------------------------------
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.
------------------------------------------------------
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.
------------------------------------------------------
It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson used to give alcohol to his young
sleeping partners and tell them that getting drunk
"was part of being a man". He called it Jesus Juice.
------------------------------------------------------
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this
afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his
kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children`s ward having
a stroke.
------------------------------------------------------
The King of Pop referred to semen as "Duck Butter".
And the booze he gave to young boys as "Jesus Juice".
------------------------------------------------------
There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
------------------------------------------------------
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
------------------------------------------------------
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
------------------------------------------------------
What`s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.
------------------------------------------------------
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.
------------------------------------------------------
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.
------------------------------------------------------
It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson used to give alcohol to his young
sleeping partners and tell them that getting drunk
"was part of being a man". He called it Jesus Juice.
------------------------------------------------------
Coroners still wondering what to put on the death certificate. Do they
blame it on the sunshine, moonlight, good times or boogie?
------------------------------------------------------
Apparently MJ died in the children's ward after having a stroke
------------------------------------------------------
Initial reports suggest Jakko choked on a small bone
------------------------------------------------------
you heard McDonalds to celebrate his life with a McJackson burger??? =
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns and special sauce
------------------------------------------------------
Reports are that rigor mortis has now set in to the late King of Pop.
Websites reporting he has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin
slept over.
------------------------------------------------------
apparently they are recycling him into plastic bags...you still need to
keep him away from children
------------------------------------------------------
Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so the kids can play with him for a change.
------------------------------------------------------
When Farrah Fawsett arrived in heaven, god granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed Michael Jackson
Kelly
Member +
RIP MJ
You cant deny the fact he was a musical genious and its sad that he has died. I dont like the jokes etc in this thread but thats why i skip past them and dont give them my time of day.
He definatly had 'issues' to say the least and i would like to believe he was innocent of any of the allegations that got made towards him. I guess being abused by your father and not really having a childhood contributed to this behaviour.
You cant deny the fact he was a musical genious and its sad that he has died. I dont like the jokes etc in this thread but thats why i skip past them and dont give them my time of day.
He definatly had 'issues' to say the least and i would like to believe he was innocent of any of the allegations that got made towards him. I guess being abused by your father and not really having a childhood contributed to this behaviour.
Texx
Super Moderator
Dylan you are The Oracle.
Starlet_Sam
Moderator, Regional Area Reps Supervisor & Gay Car
Is this thread still going?!
Starlet_Sam
Moderator, Regional Area Reps Supervisor & Gay Car
Nah, he's dead.
gv1.3
Admin
I used to be a fan believe it or not. But the details that came out regarding his relationship with children and the subsequent hush money he coughed up spoke volumes in my opinion.
Being MJ may have made no difference to his court hearing, although I think that is incorrect...look at OJ Simpson for example, but being MJ allowed him have the money to buy the silence of his accusers - that is fact.
Also.. would anyone on here have allowed their child stay over in this mans bed? I seriously doubt it... that is what he did with vulnerable kids who he brought to stay at his house. So if your answer is "no I would not let my kids stay at his house in his bed" then spin it back around at yourself... why would you not.... I mean he was not found guilty of anything after all.... he was just a grown man sleeping with young boys?!?!
Being MJ may have made no difference to his court hearing, although I think that is incorrect...look at OJ Simpson for example, but being MJ allowed him have the money to buy the silence of his accusers - that is fact.
Also.. would anyone on here have allowed their child stay over in this mans bed? I seriously doubt it... that is what he did with vulnerable kids who he brought to stay at his house. So if your answer is "no I would not let my kids stay at his house in his bed" then spin it back around at yourself... why would you not.... I mean he was not found guilty of anything after all.... he was just a grown man sleeping with young boys?!?!
Sheldon
Malta Area Rep.
american authoritys have made a statement that michael jacksons body will be melted down and made into childrens toys so they can play with him for a change
already an old joke 1 one day!