Bestman's speech opening lines / jokes

Gryzor

Admin
I'm best man for the brother's wedding this weekend. I've most of a speech written but I'm not too happy with the opening joke, anyone have any suggestions ?
 

glanzanut

Lifer
"You're going to love being married, (name). It's great you found that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life."
 

danb87

South East England Area Rep
lastw eddin i went too, the best man used, i want too wish mark an katie (katie being the worng name) all the best for the future. oh shit my mistake !!!

people loved it. apart from the bride, which is normal. brides do not like best man lol
 
My brother done a big massive one at me other brothers wedding, he done sum speech
he goes i guess you could say marriage is like the game of football, ya work hard all week and ya make sure to score on the weekend ha
then he done a shit load more ha, he said the part about if i could say a few wrods id be a better public speaker too ha
must try think of sum the shite he said ha

some crack listening to a best mans speech, your goin the right route of saying sumtin funny!! everyone loves it liek that!
 

pig666eon

Member +
heard this somewhere....

where would he be without family and friends who love em..... point at him and say.... right there! haha
 

Vglanza

Member +
ever heard of the house key one richie?

We done this at a wedding of my mates, Best Man give everyman in the place a key, and asked for all of the Brides Ex's too leave in there house key's then he done the same for the groom, Only instead of everyone coming up i came bursting through the door Dressed up as a Prostitute From Amsterdam(went there for the stag) and threw the key at him, needless to say it got a few laughs.
 

Jay

Admin
A mate used this at his own wedding:

"I'm sure I'm not the first man to get off a comfortable seat with a sweaty rag of paper in his hand..."
 
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