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  1. chimp

    Internal memo - Worth a chuckle

    AL QAIDA OFFICE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN CAVE 7422, TORA BORA, AFGANISTAN INTERNAL MEORANDUM To all Jihadists, Subject: The Cave (do not distribute outside the Organization) Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that...
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    Tesco Car Park, Inverurie

    Spotted my old GT in Tesco Car Park, Inverurie last night at about 19.30ish - K910 DHN - Black Squarelamp Just wondered if the new owner is registered on here????
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    Rory

    Saw Rory at (a very wet & miserable) Knockhill circuit yesterday (25th Oct). Car looked quick (when you could get grip of course) and sounded awesome....
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    Fro @ Boyndie - Sun 20th

    Saw you drive in about behind 2 Evo's (one Yellow, one white) and park up on the grass. Hope you enjoyed your day - I was stuck marshaling at the end of the main straight just before the first bend.
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    How many legs? No prize, just for laughs

    5th Grade Math Problem This is a 5th grade math problem. This is not a trick question. This is a real math problem so don't say that a bus has no legs or some other daft response. There are 7 girls in a bus. Each girl has 7 backpacks. In each backpack, there are 7 big cats. For every...
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    rally car crash at 115mph

    Looks bad, surprised no-one was seriously hurt - or worse. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1177572/Miracle-roll-Rally-pairs-amazing-escape-car-spins-air-115mph.html
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    White Quadlight @ Edinburgh Zoo 03.05.09

    Didn't catch the reg as only noticed on my way out (around 3pm 03.05.9) Anyone on here?
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    2001 599cc Smart Car 6spd semi auto RHD

    For sale: 2001 (51) MCC Smart Car (Rhd) 6 speed Semi-Auto Item Condition: Good overall condition Price and price conditions: £2,250 o.n.o Extra Info: **Please note car will need to be collected from Aberdeen, NE Scotland** MOT: Feb 2010 TAX: End Jan 2010 Mileage: 83,500 (still...
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    My Old GT for sale at a local dealership

    Spotted my old GT for sale at Gordon Reid Car sales in Dyce, Aberdeen: http://www.carfinderscotland.co.uk/17926362 I sold it to a guy for £1000 LESS than this guys asking price :slap:. Would love to get it back but not willing to pay that much for it :(
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    Flat Stomach - joke

    A Flat Stomach A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mum and asks, 'What were you and...
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    Silver Glanza, Pink graphics, Aberdeen

    Was down on North Esplanade West at lunchtime today and spotted a silver Glanza with pink 'Glanza' graphics under the rear side windows and pink graphics (shopping list lol) down the doors. Car was parked in a car park next to a construction site for a new office block (Petrofac??)
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    Glanza in Inverness 13.02.09

    Saw a silver? Glanza cruising round Inverness on Friday night (13th) then again at the end of stage 4 of the Snowman Rally near Drumnadrochit on Sat (14th). Reg P.. DRU I think.......
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    $1 million Zonda F smashed in Poland

    Sorry if this is a re-post....... Big oops :slap: http://jalopnik.com/5115477/1-million-pagani-zonda-f-wrecked-in-poland
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    White bodykitted quadlight & FerryScoob's old mk1 - Aberdeen

    spotted a white quad light (with bodykit) on Anderson Drive on Sat, you were heading Southbound towards garthdee. Also saw FerryScoob's old Mk1 yesterday parked in Harriet Street multi storey, then on king street about an hour or so later.
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    Over priced Glanza???

    Local Dealer is selling a Glanza that I fancy having a look at.... Problem is that I think it is a bit over priced. Can anyone advise if my suspicions are correct or not: 1996 N Reg TOYOTA STARLET GLANZA V 1.3 TURBO Price: £5,750 46,492 miles Manual, Silver, Petrol Full...
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    Orange Unsigned Act 2008 - please help by Voting

    Hi Folks, My best mates band have entered into this years channel 4 / Orange unsigned act and really need votes to progress through the competition. They are a local band (Aberdeen) who write all their own lyrics & music, they feature regularly at a live music venue (Tunnels) and always...
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    EFI Pipe ..... trouble

    Hi Folks, I have managed to remove my EFI pipe (with a lot of swearing:flame:) but i'm now struggling to put the replacement on. I have ended up draining & removing my radiator to give me a bit more room, but still can't get it into position. The pipe seems to be hitting the turbo...
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    GT TURBO lettering on EP82 doors

    Just wondering if anyone knows if the GT TURBO lettering on the doors of an EP82 can be painted and if so, how is best to do it and what paint should i use????? Any help / info would be appreciated Cheers
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    Fitting RX7 TMIC to EP82

    I have been offered a TMIC off a RX7 and am looking for help regarding the below: 1) Will it fit straight on 2) Do I need to mod anything else or fit anything to assist it 3) Is there any benifit to fitting this Any help / info would be very much appreciated Cheers folks
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