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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

She shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and an irish leprecon chatting by the phallic shaped object. They were discussing the finer things of gnome shagging the local sheep while doing a handstand , she slowly touched the ban button , "No", she said, "Richie must live" For he is good with his Mickey and his Magic Wand, he knew just where to put it for safe keeping in Her Granny's house. Just behind The Animal Graveyard lived an evil fire breathing cactus that had std's. The cactus asked what the meaning of genital herpes and he said (tenecious Dee voice please) ask kelly she has problems with these type of spelling mistakes and discharge coming from erectial disfunction, When suddenly from nowhere out popped a huge man eating hamster, running about in the wilderness with its tail wrapped around its long, firm, and very slighty spungy slender exhaust, which can tend to leak sticky reisdue from the tip of what looks like a turd. The hamster suddenly exploded into oblivian! The girl now stepped back and thought to herself has no friends only a badger who liked sniffing glue that she kindly smeared over a purple haird, blue eyed, long eel, called pete with a 10ft fishing rod that he beat the egg with fantastic thrust, he managed to get himself off the ground using egg white, and organic butter. With one big whip of his rod pete had, he and the butcher next door (that ate children) and smoked lead felt something fluffy under his feet which happened to implode suddenly with great force, Lewis sucked a toe which belonged to ronald mcdonalds sister whos into fetish and especially likes the end of the sausage. Elaine (rm's sister) then just died. The sausage died.
it resurrected as the worlds biggest peanut that now stabs little children in the middle of the dark while there parents are robbing a little old lady with jaffa cakes. Vera went kung-fu and panda slapped the yellow cow's rear end for udders while they squirted white stuff that was creamy all over a saxos bonnet and smeared it so deep that the engine rusted . Right we need to remind you that the girl really needed a massive, squishy, moist strawberry pudding pie that her mum makes out of left over pieces of delicous cake stolen from hobos and jays garage. The icing was made from real gum drop buttons that expired 11/23/1974.

Suddenly a Ewok burst into the Jays garage wearing recaro trimmed outfit with red stitching and a helmet dancing to 'thriller' . The ewok then moon walked his way to Jamaica where the weed was so expensive he started hooking. But then Tom came to have tea so Bubba would stop humping the laser beam that was slowly pointing at the pennis being circumsised that was Jays way of saying that he was confused with the size of Tom's dinaling! Tom had been drinking all the sticky baby sweat for the title of best car in show the camel won the beetroot comp was a collosal bag of pigeon shit and sars.

Dawn broke, sun shined from her inflamed rectal cavity which then exploded which could be the shocking result of over use. There was nothing
 

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

She shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and an irish leprecon chatting by the phallic shaped object. They were discussing the finer things of gnome shagging the local sheep while doing a handstand , she slowly touched the ban button , "No", she said, "Richie must live" For he is good with his Mickey and his Magic Wand, he knew just where to put it for safe keeping in Her Granny's house. Just behind The Animal Graveyard lived an evil fire breathing cactus that had std's. The cactus asked what the meaning of genital herpes and he said (tenecious Dee voice please) ask kelly she has problems with these type of spelling mistakes and discharge coming from erectial disfunction, When suddenly from nowhere out popped a huge man eating hamster, running about in the wilderness with its tail wrapped around its long, firm, and very slighty spungy slender exhaust, which can tend to leak sticky reisdue from the tip of what looks like a turd. The hamster suddenly exploded into oblivian! The girl now stepped back and thought to herself has no friends only a badger who liked sniffing glue that she kindly smeared over a purple haird, blue eyed, long eel, called pete with a 10ft fishing rod that he beat the egg with fantastic thrust, he managed to get himself off the ground using egg white, and organic butter. With one big whip of his rod pete had, he and the butcher next door (that ate children) and smoked lead felt something fluffy under his feet which happened to implode suddenly with great force, Lewis sucked a toe which belonged to ronald mcdonalds sister whos into fetish and especially likes the end of the sausage. Elaine (rm's sister) then just died. The sausage died.
it resurrected as the worlds biggest peanut that now stabs little children in the middle of the dark while there parents are robbing a little old lady with jaffa cakes. Vera went kung-fu and panda slapped the yellow cow's rear end for udders while they squirted white stuff that was creamy all over a saxos bonnet and smeared it so deep that the engine rusted . Right we need to remind you that the girl really needed a massive, squishy, moist strawberry pudding pie that her mum makes out of left over pieces of delicous cake stolen from hobos and jays garage. The icing was made from real gum drop buttons that expired 11/23/1974.

Suddenly a Ewok burst into the Jays garage wearing recaro trimmed outfit with red stitching and a helmet dancing to 'thriller' . The ewok then moon walked his way to Jamaica where the weed was so expensive he started hooking. But then Tom came to have tea so Bubba would stop humping the laser beam that was slowly pointing at the pennis being circumsised that was Jays way of saying that he was confused with the size of Tom's dinaling! Tom had been drinking all the sticky baby sweat for the title of best car in show the camel won the beetroot comp was a collosal bag of pigeon shit and sars.

Dawn broke, sun shined from her inflamed rectal cavity which then exploded which could be the shocking result of over use. There was nothing in the chipper
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

She shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and an irish leprecon chatting by the phallic shaped object. They were discussing the finer things of gnome shagging the local sheep while doing a handstand , she slowly touched the ban button , "No", she said, "Richie must live" For he is good with his Mickey and his Magic Wand, he knew just where to put it for safe keeping in Her Granny's house. Just behind The Animal Graveyard lived an evil fire breathing cactus that had std's. The cactus asked what the meaning of genital herpes and he said (tenecious Dee voice please) ask kelly she has problems with these type of spelling mistakes and discharge coming from erectial disfunction, When suddenly from nowhere out popped a huge man eating hamster, running about in the wilderness with its tail wrapped around its long, firm, and very slighty spungy slender exhaust, which can tend to leak sticky reisdue from the tip of what looks like a turd. The hamster suddenly exploded into oblivian! The girl now stepped back and thought to herself has no friends only a badger who liked sniffing glue that she kindly smeared over a purple haird, blue eyed, long eel, called pete with a 10ft fishing rod that he beat the egg with fantastic thrust, he managed to get himself off the ground using egg white, and organic butter. With one big whip of his rod pete had, he and the butcher next door (that ate children) and smoked lead felt something fluffy under his feet which happened to implode suddenly with great force, Lewis sucked a toe which belonged to ronald mcdonalds sister whos into fetish and especially likes the end of the sausage. Elaine (rm's sister) then just died. The sausage died.
it resurrected as the worlds biggest peanut that now stabs little children in the middle of the dark while there parents are robbing a little old lady with jaffa cakes. Vera went kung-fu and panda slapped the yellow cow's rear end for udders while they squirted white stuff that was creamy all over a saxos bonnet and smeared it so deep that the engine rusted . Right we need to remind you that the girl really needed a massive, squishy, moist strawberry pudding pie that her mum makes out of left over pieces of delicous cake stolen from hobos and jays garage. The icing was made from real gum drop buttons that expired 11/23/1974.

Suddenly a Ewok burst into the Jays garage wearing recaro trimmed outfit with red stitching and a helmet dancing to 'thriller' . The ewok then moon walked his way to Jamaica where the weed was so expensive he started hooking. But then Tom came to have tea so Bubba would stop humping the laser beam that was slowly pointing at the pennis being circumsised that was Jays way of saying that he was confused with the size of Tom's dinaling! Tom had been drinking all the sticky baby sweat for the title of best car in show the camel won the beetroot comp was a collosal bag of pigeon shit and sars.

Dawn broke, sun shined from her inflamed rectal cavity which then exploded which could be the shocking result of over use. There was nothing in the chipper so kermit went
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

She shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and an irish leprecon chatting by the phallic shaped object. They were discussing the finer things of gnome shagging the local sheep while doing a handstand , she slowly touched the ban button , "No", she said, "Richie must live" For he is good with his Mickey and his Magic Wand, he knew just where to put it for safe keeping in Her Granny's house. Just behind The Animal Graveyard lived an evil fire breathing cactus that had std's. The cactus asked what the meaning of genital herpes and he said (tenecious Dee voice please) ask kelly she has problems with these type of spelling mistakes and discharge coming from erectial disfunction, When suddenly from nowhere out popped a huge man eating hamster, running about in the wilderness with its tail wrapped around its long, firm, and very slighty spungy slender exhaust, which can tend to leak sticky reisdue from the tip of what looks like a turd. The hamster suddenly exploded into oblivian! The girl now stepped back and thought to herself has no friends only a badger who liked sniffing glue that she kindly smeared over a purple haird, blue eyed, long eel, called pete with a 10ft fishing rod that he beat the egg with fantastic thrust, he managed to get himself off the ground using egg white, and organic butter. With one big whip of his rod pete had, he and the butcher next door (that ate children) and smoked lead felt something fluffy under his feet which happened to implode suddenly with great force, Lewis sucked a toe which belonged to ronald mcdonalds sister whos into fetish and especially likes the end of the sausage. Elaine (rm's sister) then just died. The sausage died.
it resurrected as the worlds biggest peanut that now stabs little children in the middle of the dark while there parents are robbing a little old lady with jaffa cakes. Vera went kung-fu and panda slapped the yellow cow's rear end for udders while they squirted white stuff that was creamy all over a saxos bonnet and smeared it so deep that the engine rusted . Right we need to remind you that the girl really needed a massive, squishy, moist strawberry pudding pie that her mum makes out of left over pieces of delicous cake stolen from hobos and jays garage. The icing was made from real gum drop buttons that expired 11/23/1974.

Suddenly a Ewok burst into the Jays garage wearing recaro trimmed outfit with red stitching and a helmet dancing to 'thriller' . The ewok then moon walked his way to Jamaica where the weed was so expensive he started hooking. But then Tom came to have tea so Bubba would stop humping the laser beam that was slowly pointing at the pennis being circumsised that was Jays way of saying that he was confused with the size of Tom's dinaling! Tom had been drinking all the sticky baby sweat for the title of best car in show the camel won the beetroot comp was a collosal bag of pigeon shit and sars.

Dawn broke, sun shined from her inflamed rectal cavity which then exploded which could be the shocking result of over use. There was nothing in the chipper so kermit went to the pissers! George Michael appeared offering Kermit crack
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

She shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and an irish leprecon chatting by the phallic shaped object. They were discussing the finer things of gnome shagging the local sheep while doing a handstand , she slowly touched the ban button , "No", she said, "Richie must live" For he is good with his Mickey and his Magic Wand, he knew just where to put it for safe keeping in Her Granny's house. Just behind The Animal Graveyard lived an evil fire breathing cactus that had std's. The cactus asked what the meaning of genital herpes and he said (tenecious Dee voice please) ask kelly she has problems with these type of spelling mistakes and discharge coming from erectial disfunction, When suddenly from nowhere out popped a huge man eating hamster, running about in the wilderness with its tail wrapped around its long, firm, and very slighty spungy slender exhaust, which can tend to leak sticky reisdue from the tip of what looks like a turd. The hamster suddenly exploded into oblivian! The girl now stepped back and thought to herself has no friends only a badger who liked sniffing glue that she kindly smeared over a purple haird, blue eyed, long eel, called pete with a 10ft fishing rod that he beat the egg with fantastic thrust, he managed to get himself off the ground using egg white, and organic butter. With one big whip of his rod pete had, he and the butcher next door (that ate children) and smoked lead felt something fluffy under his feet which happened to implode suddenly with great force, Lewis sucked a toe which belonged to ronald mcdonalds sister whos into fetish and especially likes the end of the sausage. Elaine (rm's sister) then just died. The sausage died.
it resurrected as the worlds biggest peanut that now stabs little children in the middle of the dark while there parents are robbing a little old lady with jaffa cakes. Vera went kung-fu and panda slapped the yellow cow's rear end for udders while they squirted white stuff that was creamy all over a saxos bonnet and smeared it so deep that the engine rusted . Right we need to remind you that the girl really needed a massive, squishy, moist strawberry pudding pie that her mum makes out of left over pieces of delicous cake stolen from hobos and jays garage. The icing was made from real gum drop buttons that expired 11/23/1974.

Suddenly a Ewok burst into the Jays garage wearing recaro trimmed outfit with red stitching and a helmet dancing to 'thriller' . The ewok then moon walked his way to Jamaica where the weed was so expensive he started hooking. But then Tom came to have tea so Bubba would stop humping the laser beam that was slowly pointing at the pennis being circumsised that was Jays way of saying that he was confused with the size of Tom's dinaling! Tom had been drinking all the sticky baby sweat for the title of best car in show the camel won the beetroot comp was a collosal bag of pigeon shit and sars.

Dawn broke, sun shined from her inflamed rectal cavity which then exploded which could be the shocking result of over use. There was nothing in the chipper so kermit went to the pissers! George Michael appeared offering Kermit crack, but insisted Kermit cough up the
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

She shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and an irish leprecon chatting by the phallic shaped object. They were discussing the finer things of gnome shagging the local sheep while doing a handstand , she slowly touched the ban button , "No", she said, "Richie must live" For he is good with his Mickey and his Magic Wand, he knew just where to put it for safe keeping in Her Granny's house. Just behind The Animal Graveyard lived an evil fire breathing cactus that had std's. The cactus asked what the meaning of genital herpes and he said (tenecious Dee voice please) ask kelly she has problems with these type of spelling mistakes and discharge coming from erectial disfunction, When suddenly from nowhere out popped a huge man eating hamster, running about in the wilderness with its tail wrapped around its long, firm, and very slighty spungy slender exhaust, which can tend to leak sticky reisdue from the tip of what looks like a turd. The hamster suddenly exploded into oblivian! The girl now stepped back and thought to herself has no friends only a badger who liked sniffing glue that she kindly smeared over a purple haird, blue eyed, long eel, called pete with a 10ft fishing rod that he beat the egg with fantastic thrust, he managed to get himself off the ground using egg white, and organic butter. With one big whip of his rod pete had, he and the butcher next door (that ate children) and smoked lead felt something fluffy under his feet which happened to implode suddenly with great force, Lewis sucked a toe which belonged to ronald mcdonalds sister whos into fetish and especially likes the end of the sausage. Elaine (rm's sister) then just died. The sausage died.
it resurrected as the worlds biggest peanut that now stabs little children in the middle of the dark while there parents are robbing a little old lady with jaffa cakes. Vera went kung-fu and panda slapped the yellow cow's rear end for udders while they squirted white stuff that was creamy all over a saxos bonnet and smeared it so deep that the engine rusted . Right we need to remind you that the girl really needed a massive, squishy, moist strawberry pudding pie that her mum makes out of left over pieces of delicous cake stolen from hobos and jays garage. The icing was made from real gum drop buttons that expired 11/23/1974.

Suddenly a Ewok burst into the Jays garage wearing recaro trimmed outfit with red stitching and a helmet dancing to 'thriller' . The ewok then moon walked his way to Jamaica where the weed was so expensive he started hooking. But then Tom came to have tea so Bubba would stop humping the laser beam that was slowly pointing at the pennis being circumsised that was Jays way of saying that he was confused with the size of Tom's dinaling! Tom had been drinking all the sticky baby sweat for the title of best car in show the camel won the beetroot comp was a collosal bag of pigeon shit and sars.

Dawn broke, sun shined from her inflamed rectal cavity which then exploded which could be the shocking result of over use. There was nothing in the chipper so kermit went to the pissers! George Michael appeared offering Kermit crack, but insisted Kermit cough up the tadpole end to assist with slimming as miss piggy
 

Gryzor

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

She shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and an irish leprecon chatting by the phallic shaped object. They were discussing the finer things of gnome shagging the local sheep while doing a handstand , she slowly touched the ban button , "No", she said, "Richie must live" For he is good with his Mickey and his Magic Wand, he knew just where to put it for safe keeping in Her Granny's house. Just behind The Animal Graveyard lived an evil fire breathing cactus that had std's. The cactus asked what the meaning of genital herpes and he said (tenecious Dee voice please) ask kelly she has problems with these type of spelling mistakes and discharge coming from erectial disfunction, When suddenly from nowhere out popped a huge man eating hamster, running about in the wilderness with its tail wrapped around its long, firm, and very slighty spungy slender exhaust, which can tend to leak sticky reisdue from the tip of what looks like a turd. The hamster suddenly exploded into oblivian! The girl now stepped back and thought to herself has no friends only a badger who liked sniffing glue that she kindly smeared over a purple haird, blue eyed, long eel, called pete with a 10ft fishing rod that he beat the egg with fantastic thrust, he managed to get himself off the ground using egg white, and organic butter. With one big whip of his rod pete had, he and the butcher next door (that ate children) and smoked lead felt something fluffy under his feet which happened to implode suddenly with great force, Lewis sucked a toe which belonged to ronald mcdonalds sister whos into fetish and especially likes the end of the sausage. Elaine (rm's sister) then just died. The sausage died.
it resurrected as the worlds biggest peanut that now stabs little children in the middle of the dark while there parents are robbing a little old lady with jaffa cakes. Vera went kung-fu and panda slapped the yellow cow's rear end for udders while they squirted white stuff that was creamy all over a saxos bonnet and smeared it so deep that the engine rusted . Right we need to remind you that the girl really needed a massive, squishy, moist strawberry pudding pie that her mum makes out of left over pieces of delicous cake stolen from hobos and jays garage. The icing was made from real gum drop buttons that expired 11/23/1974.

Suddenly a Ewok burst into the Jays garage wearing recaro trimmed outfit with red stitching and a helmet dancing to 'thriller' . The ewok then moon walked his way to Jamaica where the weed was so expensive he started hooking. But then Tom came to have tea so Bubba would stop humping the laser beam that was slowly pointing at the pennis being circumsised that was Jays way of saying that he was confused with the size of Tom's dinaling! Tom had been drinking all the sticky baby sweat for the title of best car in show the camel won the beetroot comp was a collosal bag of pigeon shit and sars.

Dawn broke, sun shined from her inflamed rectal cavity which then exploded which could be the shocking result of over use. There was nothing in the chipper so kermit went to the pissers! George Michael appeared offering Kermit crack, but insisted Kermit cough up the tadpole end to assist with slimming as miss piggy sucked him off. Disgusted, uncle Joe called some ho's with three breasts
 
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