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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring
 

Blak_Mamber

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring

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Blak_Mamber

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

she shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help
 

Blak_Mamber

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

she shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

she shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away
 
One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

she shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole
 
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CTR_Timmy

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

she shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found
 

Jaak

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One day there was a man who died fast the end, amen! while takin a shot of jizz while bent over fingering a camel who moaned like his fat wife givin birth to a little baby which was covered in Toyota Coolant. They called him Jay, he was a funky badger that liked to stick his big coffin he'd bought on holiday in somewhere known to the jedi and he came accross a little girl who wore pink size 15 shoes. She must have had the worst night ever, as to her amazement the fingered camel renamed Jay 'Dylan' had unexpently given an amazing amount of the most awesome variety of potent, succulent, juicy smoothies to drink in various flavours. These were so cold that her belly squirted white fudge berrys everywhere but noticably over the man sitting in Jays garage of his nans on the bonnet with his large exhaust peice hanging near that very hot steaming manifold in the air. The little girl tried to ignite the V-power fuel that was pouring straight out of her waxy ear.

she shouted for mystical wizard Jay to come help blow her up out of the garage and away into a blackhole. There she found a 4efte and
 
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