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[scubadaz]

the big one

madonna v tina turner wow thats one to watch cos they are so bendy lol

 

[AdDaMan]

Chuck Norris v A Pooper Scooper = Pooper Scooper coz Chuck Norris is shit.

x2

 

[Corey_gt]

I hate Chuck Norris too but did you know he is the only person to beat Bruce Lee in martial arts. It happend on the shooting of Way of the Dragon. Apparently... I'd say its untrue. But hey the man can divide by 0.

 

[Adam_Glanza]

no its the other way round? chuck norris got his assed kicked lol

 

[tom_hunt]

GlanzaV VS Starlet GT

 

[potatoesaregood]

Bruce Willis vs Hugh Grant < cos i wanna see that cunt get batterd.

Jason Statham vs Vanne Dam

Jet Li vs Tony Jaa

Dolph Lundgren (in his prime) lol vs err The Rock?

And i can think of millions of female combinations lol

 

[potatoesaregood]

Mika vs a bullet

 

[Rory]

Terminator vs Robocop.

How the hell is Chuck Norris sh*t?
When he does a press up, he pushes the world away from him!!
You tell me someone else that could do this!!

 

[monka]

GlanzaV VS Starlet GT

GT all way

 

[Mike_ep91]

I hate Chuck Norris too but did you know he is the only person to beat Bruce Lee in martial arts. It happend on the shooting of Way of the Dragon. Apparently... I'd say its untrue. But hey the man can divide by 0.

tut tut corey..
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Starlet_Sam]

And the most important one

Chuck Norris is a cunt

 

[tom_hunt]

GT all way

Nah Glanza all the way

 

[Rich]

jet li vs jackie chan hmmm
50 cent vs ja rule
simon cowell vs gordon ramsay that would be a toughie

 

[Adam_Glanza]

dont be silly man cowell is a pussycat ramsay would destroy him lol

 

[tom_hunt]

dont be silly man cowell is a pussycat ramsay would destroy him lol

Ditto - Ramsay would nail Cowell any day

Tom

 

[Rich]

true i wud go for ramsay hes a legend

 

[Elaine]

true i wud go for ramsay hes a legend

He is also one the sexist men alive!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HYBRID]

Jason Statham vs Vanne Dam

Jet Li vs Tony Jaa

now thats two fights id kill to see.. i thinnk tony jaa would have the upper hand...

& damn oh damn jason statham will kick van damme to the afterlife.. especially if he goes crank style on everyone

 

[stuart]

Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagull.........

All Action-Steve would win hands down...just remember he's not just a cook...

lol

I'd like to see Stan Collymore vs Ulrika Johnson - oops that's been done already :homer:

nah most probally;

Donald Trump vs Alan Sugar, hitting each other with their chequebooks

 

[59bhp]

rocky vs. rambo

superman vs. the flash (foot race) = hmm this question has plagued mankind from the dawn of time

When Chuck Norris jumps in the sea he doesnt get wet, the sea gets Chuck Norris!

Anyone who thinks otherwise clearly is just intimadated by the awesomness that is the american legend Chuck Norris