Franza1
Supermoderator & Area Reps Manager
always loved these
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
He who plays with self, pulls boner.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls boner.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time."
"Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
"Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
"Man with no legs bums around."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
"Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it."
"Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Honeymooning campers have one intent!"
"Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
"Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone."
"Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth."
"Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up."
"Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth."
"Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day."
"Man who screws cook in pantry often gets ass in jam."
"He who fish in other mans well often catches crabs."
"Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss."
"Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"Girl should not marry basketball player: he dribbles before he shoots."
"He who chase car will get exhausted."
"Man who lose key to girl friends apartment, no get nukie."
"Hooker with bike pedal ass all over town."
"He who stand on toilet, high on pot."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
"Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter."
"Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed."
"Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."
"He who eat cookie in bed, will wake up feeling crumby."
"He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver."
"He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind."
"He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."
"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck."
"He who stick head in oven get baked bean."
"Hockey player on ice have big stick."
"If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
"Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
"Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"
"Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time."
"Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight."
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"Man who masturbate only screwing self."
"Man who put cock on stove have hot rod."
"Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!"
"Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks."
"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
"Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
He who plays with self, pulls boner.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who plays with self pulls boner.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time."
"Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face."
"Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
"Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
"Man with no legs bums around."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
"Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
"Passionate kiss like spider's web ... soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it."
"Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Honeymooning campers have one intent!"
"Man who lay girl on hill not on level."
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."
"Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone."
"Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth."
"Woman pilot who fly upside down have crack up."
"Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth."
"Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day."
"Man who screws cook in pantry often gets ass in jam."
"He who fish in other mans well often catches crabs."
"Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss."
"Boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"Girl should not marry basketball player: he dribbles before he shoots."
"He who chase car will get exhausted."
"Man who lose key to girl friends apartment, no get nukie."
"Hooker with bike pedal ass all over town."
"He who stand on toilet, high on pot."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
"Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter."
"Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed."
"Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."
"He who eat cookie in bed, will wake up feeling crumby."
"He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver."
"He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind."
"He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose."
"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck."
"He who stick head in oven get baked bean."
"Hockey player on ice have big stick."
"If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented."
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
"Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
"Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!"
"Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time."
"Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight."
"Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
"Man who masturbate only screwing self."
"Man who put cock on stove have hot rod."
"Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!"
"Man who sit on hot stove will rise again."
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks."
"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
"Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
