Cousins GT got stolen last night!

[Idrees]

Not to worry now, I can assure the thief has had some serious well deserved injuries

And the car has been replaced with this beauty:

 

[Gee]

Mother fucker man. What going on Idree's? Some jealous fuckers around our end I swear. My car is alarmed and has a steering wheel lock too, but I still dont feel like it is safe!

 

[Idrees]

Yup theres plenty of little scums around now! Steering lock and an alarm should be enough to put theives off I think Gee! Just make sure theres nothing flashy in your car.

 

[Spoonz]

dats was a quick replacement dont like the wheels having odd lips lol has it got an alarm?? hehe

 

[Idrees]

Lol yeah this one does. Odd lips are probably part of the JDM theme.

 

[Spoonz]

o yea i know. and odd wheels just not my cup of tea no offence was meant.

 

[Idrees]

None taken matey.

 

[tim2985]

yes

 

[tim2985]

solving the thief problem

Put some Det cord in a 1" square block of plastic explosive and use simple 5 amp fuse wire with sister flex and some jumper wire as an igniter through your door switch / interior light and you will remove the problem for all. my mate runs a pyrotechnic business and can get me some - apparently a 1" square block is enough to lift the car a few feet and disassemble any would be intruders into their basic parts,,,, bone, bits of flesh, etc.... ) you could then cut the head off and freeze it like Jeffrey Dahmer did and eventually make it into a nice mantlepiece ornament.

 

[tim2985]

If you catch the thieves see if you can open one of them up in under 10 seconds with a 12" hunting knife - if you do you win a prize you get to keep all their posessions including property (horse and caravan probably) as reimbursement for the damage )

 

[Idrees]

Thief has been caught and dealt with - trust me. Can't say too much on here though!