Male Compassion!

Craig_GT

Lifer
Bridget returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her husband
Pat that the doctor said she only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her.
Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Bridget went to him again, and said, "Honey, now I
only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Pat

agreed and again they made love.

Later, Bridget was getting into bed when she realized she now had
only eight hours of life left. she touched Pat's shoulder and said,
Honey?

Please? Just one more time before I die." he agreed, then afterward
he rolled over and fell asleep.

Bridget, however, heard the clock ticking in her head, and she tossed

and turned until she was down to only four more hours. She tapped her

husband on the shoulder to wake him up.

Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

Her husband sat up abruptly, turned to her and said, "Listen Bridget,

I'm not being funny but I have to get up in the morning and you
don't."
 
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CaL

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a geordie has been seen walking around newcastle with a wellington on his penis....police say theres no cause for the alarm he's just 'fuckingaboot'
 

HYBRID

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lol.. havent heard this one b4.. but class isnt it hehe :D

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