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Starlet17

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I was driving down the motorway with my bird the other day when we both got a bit frisky and decided to do something about it. So we decided we'd take the next exit, but it was a turn-off.


A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said "well don't go there any more".

A man walked into the doctors, The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time " The man replied "I know I've been ill".

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

what do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilean

What's got 100 balls and fucks rabbits?
A shotgun! :)
 
pkn

pkn

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A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One
of them is washing her private area and notices that there is a response on
the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what
happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will
do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they'll close the
curtains for privacy. Besides, it's worth a try!

The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes
the woman's monitor flatlines... no pulse... no heart rate.

The nurses run into the room.

The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she
choked."
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sanchez

sanchez

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What do you call a dog with no rear legs and metal balls???

SPARKY

HAHAHAHA not that funny i know :slap:
 
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