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Phil

Super Moderator
**NEWS FLASH**

a WMD has been spotted in Auckland New Zealand..

apparently a superman like creature codename D£ANO was seen piloting the nuclear missile(wmd) across new zealand early today, experts say that on closer inspection of a still photo, it would appear to be camoflauged as some sort of caldina motor vehicle..

investigations are on going, but it has been said that it out ran to F18 jets as they tried to give pursuit.

it is also worth noting that if this mystery vehicle stops anywhere near you to stand perfectly still and show no intent to do harm as the driver (one D£ANO) can kill at up to 3 hundred yards with as little as a napkin.

Phil
 

Sean_GT

Member +
I dunno but I heard all of the ferrari and lambo drivers in NZ are worried! Deano's car will be 1% faster than any other :)

**NEWS FLASH**

a WMD has been spotted in Auckland New Zealand..

apparently a superman like creature codename D£ANO was seen piloting the nuclear missile(wmd) across new zealand early today, experts say that on closer inspection of a still photo, it would appear to be camoflauged as some sort of caldina motor vehicle..

investigations are on going, but it has been said that it out ran to F18 jets as they tried to give pursuit.

it is also worth noting that if this mystery vehicle stops anywhere near you to stand perfectly still and show no intent to do harm as the driver (one D£ANO) can kill at up to 3 hundred yards with as little as a napkin.

Phil

That has got me in stitches i am actually having trouble breathing:haha::haha::haha::haha:
 

GT_Irl

Member +
DOES MY CALDINA HAVE POTENTIAL?!
potentialassmuncher33.jpg
 

GT_Irl

Member +
**NEWS FLASH**

a WMD has been spotted in Auckland New Zealand..

apparently a superman like creature codename D£ANO was seen piloting the nuclear missile(wmd) across new zealand early today, experts say that on closer inspection of a still photo, it would appear to be camoflauged as some sort of caldina motor vehicle..

investigations are on going, but it has been said that it out ran to F18 jets as they tried to give pursuit.

it is also worth noting that if this mystery vehicle stops anywhere near you to stand perfectly still and show no intent to do harm as the driver (one D£ANO) can kill at up to 3 hundred yards with as little as a napkin.

Phil

lmao!:haha:
 

Deano

Banned
Lmao you guys are a crackup so I don't disappoint you all I will be staying on the forums this place is like a second home been on here for 3 years now :)
 

Phenom

Member +
Lmao you guys are a crackup so I don't disappoint you all I will be staying on the forums this place is like a second home been on here for 3 years now :)

Please please DO disappoint us all.....................................;):p;)
 

Adam_Glanza

Member +
could you amagine tho, i think for the new year we should allow a 1 time only special guest..

CAL AND DEANO IN THE CHATROOM TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME :eek::eek::eek:

i dont think the world could stand the awesomeness
 

Deano

Banned
Lmao classic :rockon: how do I become a paid member? Wanna post up some pics of the new car when I get it
 

Phenom

Member +
Lmao classic :rockon: how do I become a paid member? Wanna post up some pics of the new car when I get it

Sorry m8,
I'm sure we've already exceeded our quota of KIWI paid members.






















































SHAME..........................................:p
 

www.glanza.co.uk

Super Mod (極度の調整器)
You lot... :slap:

Welcome to Caldina ownership mate! When you get some nice bits from Driven Performance, make sure you buy 2 sets so you can send me the other set! :p
 
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