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Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything under there that you like?"
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that yes, indeed, he did.
Sue said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.00"
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested. Sue told him that since her husband, Bob, worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house at 2:00 Friday afternoon.
Jim eagerly agreed.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2:00 sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500.00, they went to the bedroom and completed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6:00 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife, "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"
Hesitantly, Sue answered, "Why, yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked, "And did he give you $500.00?"
Sue quietly replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.00."
With a satisfied look on his face, Bob surprised his wife by saying, "He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500.00 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now that, my friends, is a poker player!
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything under there that you like?"
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that yes, indeed, he did.
Sue said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.00"
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested. Sue told him that since her husband, Bob, worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house at 2:00 Friday afternoon.
Jim eagerly agreed.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2:00 sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500.00, they went to the bedroom and completed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6:00 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife, "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"
Hesitantly, Sue answered, "Why, yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked, "And did he give you $500.00?"
Sue quietly replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.00."
With a satisfied look on his face, Bob surprised his wife by saying, "He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500.00 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now that, my friends, is a poker player!
