sanchez
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I didnt see another thread on this so thought i would start 
Abit of swearing in this one lol
The night before christmas all through the house,
We were all fu*ked, even the mouse.
Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank,
I'd settled down for a nice slow w*nk.
Outside the house i heard a right clatter,
I let go of my c*ck to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn i saw a big d*ck,
I knew right away it was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
The big fat f*cker, i think he fell.
He filled our stockings with sweets and with beer,
And a big rubber c*ck for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The big fat c*nt blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Shoutin' i'll be back next year, have a hell of a night.
Happy Christmas!
Abit of swearing in this one lol
The night before christmas all through the house,
We were all fu*ked, even the mouse.
Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank,
I'd settled down for a nice slow w*nk.
Outside the house i heard a right clatter,
I let go of my c*ck to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn i saw a big d*ck,
I knew right away it was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
The big fat f*cker, i think he fell.
He filled our stockings with sweets and with beer,
And a big rubber c*ck for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The big fat c*nt blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Shoutin' i'll be back next year, have a hell of a night.
Happy Christmas!
