was doing my usual walking into spider webs & saw this. so here goes guys & please dont be offended.
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an amatuer ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an amatuer ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K