thechomper
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There are two words in the English language that can win any argument and stop any smart ass in their tracks. They are quite simply:
Your Ma.
You can of course use the substitute "your face", however I personally feel that this should only be used if the person whose mother you are referring to, is in fact within earshot. This is not because I'm a pussy, but simply because I never want to eliminate the possibility of a filthy session with said ma.
For all of you uneducated poor souls out there, pay attention, for I am about to enlighten you to the greatness. First of all, it is a slang abbreviation of the words, Your mother. But that's just for the slow people at the back.
Not to be confused with the "Yo moma" jokes predominantly popular in the US of A, YOUR MA can and should be used to finish any question or open ended sentence that gets thrown your way.
Here are a just a few examples:
How are you? How's your ma?
What time is it? Time for your ma.
What are you doing? Your ma.
Where were you last night? In/On/Under your ma.
Now, to you unseasoned users, this may seem a tad immature, however I disagree. The above are just a few ways in which to warm you up to using it to its full potential. Here is the intermediate level.
Observe:
What's that your eating? Your ma.
This food is very greasy. So is your ma.
The game last night was shit. So was your ma.
Can I borrow your car? Can I borrow your ma?
So basically it can be used to answer anything, and the longer you use it, the better you get at it. I once used it in an interview to great success. It went a little something like this:
Interviewer Hi, how are you?
Me How's your ma?
Interviewer I'm sorry?
Me So was your ma.
Interviewer Are you alright?
Me Your ma's alright.
Interviewer Can we just get on with this please?
Me That's what your ma says.
Interviewer I have other people waiting to see me.
Me So does your ma.
Interviewer Look if your not going to take this seriously, just leave.
Me That's what I keep telling your ma.
Interviewer That's enough.
Me Your ma never says that. Cos she’s a slut.
I could go on and on about the many uses of this great double barrelled insult/argument winner. But I'm sure that after much practice you will find your own uses of it.
I hope you will one day grow to love YOUR MA as much as I do.
Your Ma.
You can of course use the substitute "your face", however I personally feel that this should only be used if the person whose mother you are referring to, is in fact within earshot. This is not because I'm a pussy, but simply because I never want to eliminate the possibility of a filthy session with said ma.
For all of you uneducated poor souls out there, pay attention, for I am about to enlighten you to the greatness. First of all, it is a slang abbreviation of the words, Your mother. But that's just for the slow people at the back.
Not to be confused with the "Yo moma" jokes predominantly popular in the US of A, YOUR MA can and should be used to finish any question or open ended sentence that gets thrown your way.
Here are a just a few examples:
How are you? How's your ma?
What time is it? Time for your ma.
What are you doing? Your ma.
Where were you last night? In/On/Under your ma.
Now, to you unseasoned users, this may seem a tad immature, however I disagree. The above are just a few ways in which to warm you up to using it to its full potential. Here is the intermediate level.
Observe:
What's that your eating? Your ma.
This food is very greasy. So is your ma.
The game last night was shit. So was your ma.
Can I borrow your car? Can I borrow your ma?
So basically it can be used to answer anything, and the longer you use it, the better you get at it. I once used it in an interview to great success. It went a little something like this:
Interviewer Hi, how are you?
Me How's your ma?
Interviewer I'm sorry?
Me So was your ma.
Interviewer Are you alright?
Me Your ma's alright.
Interviewer Can we just get on with this please?
Me That's what your ma says.
Interviewer I have other people waiting to see me.
Me So does your ma.
Interviewer Look if your not going to take this seriously, just leave.
Me That's what I keep telling your ma.
Interviewer That's enough.
Me Your ma never says that. Cos she’s a slut.
I could go on and on about the many uses of this great double barrelled insult/argument winner. But I'm sure that after much practice you will find your own uses of it.
I hope you will one day grow to love YOUR MA as much as I do.
was used so many times in school tho lol. oh the memorys
