a serious one for the girls

[rb69]

Some more advice

7. If the Predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The Predator will only hit you (if you have a weapon) 100 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL be a vital organ. He may activate a cloaking device that renders him invisible. If you DO manage to hurt him with a big stick, he WILL activate a self destruct sequence that can destroy enough rainforest to cover three hundred city blocks. RUN! GO! GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAH!!!

 

[gv1.3]

i dont spam

hmmm you missed the point... had the first person who read this email back in 1920 (when email didnt exist) followed the "try elbow yourself in the head" advice they might not have passed it on and it might not be doing the rounds today...

 

[starletgt.neal]

you think im going to take advice from a dick?? LOL!!!!!

i dont spam

lmfao!! when are you going to get over this situation nobez ...and you are the biggest spammer i have ever met ..you post things like

yeah as above^^/nice ideas here guys/use the search button lmfaooo!!!! o.j mate

(but on a more serious note you ARE a spammer and i AM THE dick not A dick)

 

[Dub-Se7en]

7. If the Predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The Predator will only hit you (if you have a weapon) 100 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL be a vital organ. He may activate a cloaking device that renders him invisible. If you DO manage to hurt him with a big stick, he WILL activate a self destruct sequence that can destroy enough rainforest to cover three hundred city blocks. RUN! GO! GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAH!!!

 

[starletgt.neal]

Bahahahahahaaaaaa! Oh man I just roffle the dog there. Thats sooooo 1998:haha::haha::haha: Oh me nerves. On a lighter note I saw my mates car in a tesco carpark while he was inside I climbed into his boot and waited for him to come back I could bearly hold in the laughter I let him drive a couple of miles until I climbed out of the boot. I just leaned forward and quietly grabbed his shoulder fuck me the look on his face was hillarious I put the fear of god in him poor fella nearly died of a heart attack.

how the fuck did you get back to your car lmfao!! a couple of miles lmfao!! maybe 20metres yeah but a couple of miles is ott lmfao!! made me lol that....rep added lmao!!

 

[gv1.3]

6. ALWAYS take the lift instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot.

an interesting one this... statistically you have a 1 in 10 million chance of being killed in an elevator related accident.

With the rate of heart disease etc on the increase I would say taking the stairs could be a good gamble as you will get some leg work in and you wont be the 1 in 10,000,000

 

[gv1.3]

DON'T DO THIS! A predator could be watching you

 

[Dub-Se7en]

want some candy?

 

[Corey_gt]

keep this in your boot for predators

or this

Or last but no least

 

[gv1.3]

apparently he is "too old for this shit"

 

[Corey_gt]

apparently he is "too old for this shit"

Indeed he also rekons predators have a 'pussy face'.

 

[Dane_Bristol]

Also guys... while we are getting good advice....

BE CAREFUL IF YOU ARE WALKING ALONE IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!

Thursday 12/02/09 Police Warning!!
Look out for giant squirrels

Oi thats where i am going tomorrow ! lol

 

[basketash]

seen this about 2 tears ago on a email go around about a notts gang its tripe i think

 

[SupaStu]

That's funny as f***, lmao at the squirrel.

I always get people sending emails to me "send this on to everyone you know and you will get an email back blah blah blah" can't believe people still fall for it.

 

[CMR]

Lmao, when i saw this I was thinking ahhh not this bollocks again.. I bet everyone is saying "Yeah be extra careful!"

But then I scrolled down...

LOL!!

 

[Paton]

Chain Emails. Chain Texts are worse though, I find its usually females that send them.

Love the predator jokes. Get to the Choppah lol.