Durex Slogans!!

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. Cover your stump before you hump.
. Don't be a loner and cover your boner.
. If you think she spunky cover your monkey.
. Wrap your bat before you mate.
. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.
.Package your meat for a real nice treat.
. Sock that wanger before you bang her.
. Cover you diddle before you fiddle her middle¬!!

Im sure most ppl have seen these but they mad me laugh:p:haha::haha::haha:
 
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