tell me an amazing fact

[Chris_14a]

There's no point crying over spilt milk unless it's chuck norris's milk because then your going to die

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his bar hands

Lol love these

 

[ryan-11]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 

[gv1.3]

if you drove toward the sun at 60mph 24 hours per day 7 days a week it would take you 176 years to get there (you would also need a flying car)

if the sun was hallow you could fit more than 1 million earths inside it.

 

[GT-TD04]

Chuck Norris doesn't swim,the water supports him out of fear.

Chuck Norris can't suffocate,he creates his own air like trees,but at a faster rate.

Chuck Norris wiped out the dinosaurs

 

[ryandlang]

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass, he stands there and dares it to grow

 

[richglanzav]

lmao chuck norris has taken over my thread

chuck norris once played a brick wall at tennis and won in straight sets

 

[will_maddox]

Formular1 engines are the most highly strung peices of engineering on the earth