Big_Daddy
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blonde looking for some extra cash, decides to hook on to "bob-a-job week"
knocks on this house door and the husband answers.
she says "have you got any DIY jobs need doing?????"
he says..........."yeah, my porch needs painting, how about £50??"
the blonde agrees, so the husband tells her the paint and brushes can be found in the garage
having gone inside, the husband tells his wife that a nice blonde has agreed to paint the porch for £50
the wife replies........."£50????? does she know that the porch and veranda goes the whole way round the house????"
the husband replied "don't care, £50...a deal is a deal"
about 20 mins later, there another knock at the door........................
it's the blonde again......... she says, " i finished painting your porch, and there was enough paint left over to give it a second coat"
the guy was overwhelmed and handed over the £50 thinking it a good job done for a well cheap price
having taken the £50...........the blonde said..............
BTW, it's not a porch.........................................it's a lexus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
knocks on this house door and the husband answers.
she says "have you got any DIY jobs need doing?????"
he says..........."yeah, my porch needs painting, how about £50??"
the blonde agrees, so the husband tells her the paint and brushes can be found in the garage
having gone inside, the husband tells his wife that a nice blonde has agreed to paint the porch for £50
the wife replies........."£50????? does she know that the porch and veranda goes the whole way round the house????"
the husband replied "don't care, £50...a deal is a deal"
about 20 mins later, there another knock at the door........................
it's the blonde again......... she says, " i finished painting your porch, and there was enough paint left over to give it a second coat"
the guy was overwhelmed and handed over the £50 thinking it a good job done for a well cheap price
having taken the £50...........the blonde said..............
BTW, it's not a porch.........................................it's a lexus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!