Diet problems...

[Gryzor]

you could be dead by monday,if you have been constipted for the last two months:haha:

I'll stick with the weetabix and pineapple juice for now. I just don't want to go round a load of sex shops tomorrow waddling round with the load I'm carrying I'll get all the strangest looks..

 

[Gryzor]

cheers drew which end should I use...?

 

[smythy75]

cheers drew which end should I use...?

both

 

[drew-turbo]

lol ill let u decide

 

[Aidan-G]

cheers drew which end should I use...?

every part minus the plunger

 

[Gryzor]

this is just asking to end up in ER ...there has to be some way to shake this load...safely ?

 

[Gryzor]

bump....ouch!

 

[Gilly2006]

mate seriously go and see your quack. he will defo give you something for it.

 

[Derek]

This a joke?

 

[richglanzav]

fuckin rofl dude!!

edit: 'which end shud i use' omg dis gta be a joke...im fuckin cryin lmao sorry if it ay

 

[Sharagath]

green tea with ginseng
read your self into ginseng, it does miricals

 

[Suspected_Psycho]

ginseng does do miricales, but its not going to help him shit... pure green teas the puppy!!

why wont u use laxatives.. its not like your going to be in a worse situation than u are now..

Just think, when you dump that load, its going to be the BEST feeling in the world EVER! Remember to double flush!

 

[Sharagath]

ginseng does do miricales, but its not going to help him shit... pure green teas the puppy!!

get some ginseng cream and put in on your bum hole, you will shit your breans out.

 

[Suspected_Psycho]

get some ginseng cream and put in on your bum hole, you will shit your breans out.

I might try that one.. :rockon: :haha:

 

[GT-TD04]

Shove a hover up your arse

 

[mak-turbo]

well i think you need to open your mouth becouse your talking shit matey :slap:

 

[Gryzor]

launched a tennis ball sized walnut this morning followed by what could only be described as a shipping lane problem. I could swear it winked at me
I'll upload the pictures later....thanks guys for all the crap tips. :haha:

 

[richglanzav]

launched a tennis ball sized walnut this morning followed by what could only be described as a shipping lane problem. I could swear it winked at me
I'll upload the pictures later....thanks guys for all the crap tips. :haha:

lmfao LOFL!!!!!!!!!!!! well done dude! ur gna upload a picture of your turd? lmfao

 

[starbogt]

www.ratemypoo.com lmfao...

 

[gv1.3]

Thanks was great hearing about your crap