Diet problems...

[Gryzor]

For the past two months I have been suffering from severe constipation. I really don't want to start taking laxatives. What would you suggest?

 

[jamesbaa]

talk to a docter and not aload of petrol heads! :homer:

 

[Gryzor]

I have read that eating lots of weetabix will help...10-12 biscuits a day?

 

[jamesbaa]

this has to be a wind up!

 

[Gryzor]

I've just managed to eat 6 biscuits I'll go to bed now and see what happens in the morning....

 

[Suspected_Psycho]

LoL - Basics dude, just eat "shit" loads of fibre.. no pun intended!

Also drinking green tea or taking the supliments will help you shit happily lol ..

 

[Gryzor]

LoL - Basics dude, just eat "shit" loads of fibre.. no pun intended!

Also drinking green tea or taking the supliments will help you shit happily lol ..

How much green tea Psycho ? Would normal tea do instead ? Would 3 pints a day sort it ?

I feel really bloated now after the weetabix like I'm carrying a bus around with me....

 

[Suspected_Psycho]

Aim for 8 cups a day, and dont worry if your piss turns green also! .. And no normal tea wont work - its shit!

If you really want to get it out, stick ur fingers in your bum and wiggle to try and coax it out .. LMFAO

 

[jamesbaa]

try to stimulate your prostate!

 

[Gryzor]

Aim for 8 cups a day, and dont worry if your piss turns green also! .. And no normal tea wont work - its shit!

If you really want to get it out, stick ur fingers in your bum and wiggle to try and coax it out .. LMFAO

My doctor already tried that , she told me my rectum was empty it must be caught up somewhere else.... I'll get the green tea in the morning if I make it.

Last resort is the laxatives....

 

[jamesbaa]

she obviosly wasnt doing it right! get hold of a long stick and doing it to yourself!

 

[Aidan-G]

go to your nearest sex shop and get a bottle of poppers!!thatl soon open ya up

 

[Gryzor]

she obviosly wasnt doing it right! get hold of a long stick and doing it to yourself!

no chance I've seen the X-rays ....
http://www.cynsa.com/butt/leviton/


next thing you'll be suggesting using a touch...

there noway I'm ending up in ER with a stick in my ass..

 

[Gryzor]

go to your nearest sex shop and get a bottle of poppers!!thatl soon open ya up

the sex shop has stopped doing poopers years ago....

 

[Aidan-G]

the sex shop has stopped doing poopers years ago....

not atal!!lol

they were there the last time i was in one!haha..you might have to ask nicely

 

[smythy75]

you need a mathematician-they can work it out with a pencil :haha:

seriously, if it was me id drink loads of pure orange juice or sumthin and eat loads of chocolate as it a lexative in a way i think

 

[Gryzor]

not atal!!lol

they were there the last time i was in one!haha..you might have to ask nicely

There's a couple of queers in work I'll talk to them on Monday if I'm still stuck...

 

[Aidan-G]

There's a couple of queers in work I'll talk to them on Monday if I'm still stuck...

you could be dead by monday,if you have been constipted for the last two months:haha:

 

[Gryzor]

you need a mathematician-they can work it out with a pencil :haha:

seriously, if it was me id drink loads of pure orange juice or sumthin and eat loads of chocolate as it a lexative in a way i think

I've been drinking loads of pineapple juice , was told it was much better hopefully I'll pass a pineapple.

 

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