LoL - Basics dude, just eat "shit" loads of fibre.. no pun intended!
Also drinking green tea or taking the supliments will help you shit happily lol ..
Aim for 8 cups a day, and dont worry if your piss turns green also! .. And no normal tea wont work - its shit!
If you really want to get it out, stick ur fingers in your bum and wiggle to try and coax it out .. LMFAO
she obviosly wasnt doing it right! get hold of a long stick and doing it to yourself!
go to your nearest sex shop and get a bottle of poppers!!thatl soon open ya up
the sex shop has stopped doing poopers years ago....
not atal!!lol
they were there the last time i was in one!haha..you might have to ask nicely
There's a couple of queers in work I'll talk to them on Monday if I'm still stuck...
you need a mathematician-they can work it out with a pencil :haha:
seriously, if it was me id drink loads of pure orange juice or sumthin and eat loads of chocolate as it a lexative in a way i think