HutchGlanzaV
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Ok something to bear in mind before you read this. I'm in the forces. Think security and terror threats. Ok, i'll begin.............
I ordered a couple of belt buckles from ebay a week or so ago. I got a phone call from my boss today saying I had to go to his office. Never a good thing. So I got there, sat down and he asks me "Have you been buying belt buckles lately?" Fairly random question I thought. "Because I've just had a phone call from a very pissed off postie." Oh dear. "They xrayed a package belonging to you and almost evacuated the building and called bomb disposal". Thats when the penny dropped. The belt buckle I ordered was in the shape of a hand grenade! They scanned it, saw it, didn't twig it was a buckle and freaked out! I was pissing myself, the boss wasn't. And the funny thing is I've got another buckle in the shape of a handgun on its way! I'm already prepared for the bollocking!
I ordered a couple of belt buckles from ebay a week or so ago. I got a phone call from my boss today saying I had to go to his office. Never a good thing. So I got there, sat down and he asks me "Have you been buying belt buckles lately?" Fairly random question I thought. "Because I've just had a phone call from a very pissed off postie." Oh dear. "They xrayed a package belonging to you and almost evacuated the building and called bomb disposal". Thats when the penny dropped. The belt buckle I ordered was in the shape of a hand grenade! They scanned it, saw it, didn't twig it was a buckle and freaked out! I was pissing myself, the boss wasn't. And the funny thing is I've got another buckle in the shape of a handgun on its way! I'm already prepared for the bollocking!
