lmao don't start!
I pulled into tesco the other day and this young lad came upto my window and said "oi mate can i hear your dump valve again" I said no sorry mate because im going into tesco's and i need to let it cool down.. he was confused as a nute!!!
Then the next question "has it come from japan?" yeah buddy there all imports
.. "ah sweet sweet sweet, wheres the NOS? under your seat or something? all imports have nos don't they" yeah matee thats right its under my seat all imports have nos, iv actuly got to go in a bit of a rush mate.. " thats kool bruv take it easy yeee"
I walked into tesco's with my mate and burst into tears of laughter