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corofin12345

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if a fucking arsebiscuit like that came 2 my door id tell him 2 wait there a second.. go inside and put on the overalls and gool keeper hockey mask and start the chainsaw and come out roaring with the chainsaw swinging over my head and chase him down the street till i see skidmarks...
 

Knightsy-EP91

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lmao don't start!

I pulled into tesco the other day and this young lad came upto my window and said "oi mate can i hear your dump valve again" I said no sorry mate because im going into tesco's and i need to let it cool down.. he was confused as a nute!!!

Then the next question "has it come from japan?" yeah buddy there all imports :).. "ah sweet sweet sweet, wheres the NOS? under your seat or something? all imports have nos don't they" yeah matee thats right its under my seat all imports have nos, iv actuly got to go in a bit of a rush mate.. " thats kool bruv take it easy yeee"


I walked into tesco's with my mate and burst into tears of laughter

Theres people like that around my way mate, its unbelieveable! :haha:
 

danturbo4311

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Lol i do have a chuckle when people think they no better, when they really have not got a clue, especially about starlets, its all about playing dumb & seeing how much bull they come out with, it is hard sometimes to keep a straight face.
 

corofin12345

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can yee do me a favour.. go on youtube and look up toyota starlet 150mph.. cant put the video on here and cause its on public roads.. look at the comments
 

JayEP82

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:haha::haha:

this thread made me laugh!

There is nothing a hate more than getting asked to rev my engine so some chavy twat can hear my bov!!

I would like to rodger their face into the floor!!!!!
 
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