Look what i got bought.........

[59bhp]

"if you caught me up to read this, you have no life!!!"

"property of knight industrys"

"if you overtake me ill follow you home and shit in your slippers"

 

[sx_turbo]

"if you caught me up to read this, you have no life!!!"

"property of knight industrys"

"if you overtake me ill follow you home and shit in your slippers"

lmfao

 

[Adam_Glanza]

lol yea they seem like a fun present

 

[Kelly]

some examples in the instructions

"if you can read this i can hit my brakes and sue you"

"please tailgate i need the money"

 

[gv1.3]

jaysus I could do with one off them.

happy belated bday by the way

 

[dan]

"if you overtake me ill follow you home and shit in your slippers"

LMFAO classic

 

[Mike@TD.co.uk]

You just got lo-boosted

 

[Blak_Mamber]

lol smart present that, could well wind a few people up with it!

loving the 'Gary' team america image mate, absolutly love that film. hahaa

 

[Blak_Mamber]

i would write ' I'm nuttier than squirrel shit'

 

[Nick@TD.co.uk]

Glad you like it

Still think you should put "want sex, call....." and put oli's number haha

Yeah same glad you liked it kelly and thats so gotta be done please kelly!

It would be so funny!

 

[dmw_86]

Hehe, good stuff. I like the suggestions in the manual, I'm fed up of people driving up my arse. Maybe I should buy one

 

[Ryno]

'can you use some KY or BACK OFF'

 

[azerty]

"<---- move over"

 

[Monkfish]

"<---- move over"

That doesn't work so well if you are infront of them already . Nice present though Kelly, I fancied getting one myself.

What about...

"Donkey Felchers tailgate"
"Your Dad is shit in bed"
"Mah 1.3 pws j00"
"How's my driving? 0800-FUCK-OFF"
"Write something funny here"
"Go on small dick (try and) pass me"

 

[Toby@ToyTuning.com]

Yeah that could be rather amusing. I can't stand these idiots that sit on your bumper, no idea what there doing. I would put something like "Do you have issues? Oh look a car with an exhaust sytem must travel 1mm off there bumper"

If only those idiots realised it makes me go even slower!

T

 

[Kelly]

yeh its good fun!!!

was out the other night and had nick behind us, and we kept using all the boring ones stored in the libary! "we are turning left" and then at the red light we had "please wait........" and then "we are moving" its good fun but deffo a job for the passenger ! not the driver!

 

[Ryno]

'do you want me to open my boot so you can get in?'

 

[teesside glanza]

think you should put `beware of the boost`

 

[Toby@ToyTuning.com]

'do you want me to open my boot so you can get in?'

Classic, when will they learn! I had one the other night, I braked hard to scare him (only in a shitter) and he had the audacity to beep

 

[Kelly]

tut tut

theres one programmed in on the thing from factory what says

"if you can read this i can hit my brakes and sue you"