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Toby@ToyTuning.com

Banned - DO NOT BUY FROM TOYTUNING
"I had a meeting to attend to, and I needed something classy yet professional to wear. One of my friends told me about your website and I've seen him wearing one of your watches, but I was still sceptical to buy a watch. I took my chance though, and ordered a Rolex from your website. When I received it, I was definitely impressed, but wasn't sure if my ssociates would be able to tell it's a replica. But when I showed up to the meeting, they couldn't take their eyes off of my new watch. This watch gave me what I was looking for, classy style, with a touch of professionalism.

- Joshua S"



Thanks for the feedback Josh didn't realise we sold Toy Tuning Rolexes can't keep up with our own products these days!

T
 

gv1.3

Admin
Hello John,


Once again, we are happy to hear from you. I called your phone but i got your answering machine.

We urge you to personally proceed to the WESTERN UNION OFFICE, and make the payment real soon. There are no WESTERN UNION OFFICES in texaco filling station, you can only get a WESTERN UNION OFFICE in a bank or local mart.

Once you get to the WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OFFICE, you will be directed on how to make the payment. Just do as i have mentioned in my last email, so that you can get your INTERNET GRANTS real soon.

Have a nice day


Regards
Mr. Dale Givet
 

Lornce

Member +
wow this is fooking brilliant!!!

i cant believe anyone would fall for this, so you must be the only person that replied!!!! lol

i wonder what the reply will be???? :p
 

gv1.3

Admin
Hey Dale,

I am delighted to report that the money has been sent. It was a very cold day today and my car is with the tuner having a 50 shot of nitrous set up so I sent my grand mother to the western union office. She needs to get out more to be totally honest so the walk did her no harm and the cold air probably cleared out her breathing. She was gone a long time though so I suspect she may have dropped into the pub for a few whiskeys, the old bag always had a bit of a problem with the old firewater.

SENDER'S NAME: John Dilon
SENDER'S ADDRESS: Aras An Uachtarain, Phoenix Park, Dublin 8, Ireland
MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN): 2979114491

Once I get my car back later I will drop in to the Texaco petrol station and make sure they received the money on the Texaco systems. My friend who works there, mad Mike with the mild mental impairment, said that if I give him 50euro he can check on the systems so I will pay him later. This is the last of my money now so I hope to get the ATM card very soon as I have no money to pay next months rent.

Roll on the INTERNET GRANTS!! Thanks Dale

PS: are you a single man?

Regards,

John
 

Rumel786

Member +
Hey Dale,

I am delighted to report that the money has been sent. It was a very cold day today and my car is with the tuner having a 50 shot of nitrous set up so I sent my grand mother to the western union office. She needs to get out more to be totally honest so the walk did her no harm and the cold air probably cleared out her breathing. She was gone a long time though so I suspect she may have dropped into the pub for a few whiskeys, the old bag always had a bit of a problem with the old firewater.

SENDER'S NAME: John Dilon
SENDER'S ADDRESS: Aras An Uachtarain, Phoenix Park, Dublin 8, Ireland
MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER(MTCN): 2979114491

Once I get my car back later I will drop in to the Texaco petrol station and make sure they received the money on the Texaco systems. My friend who works there, mad Mike with the mild mental impairment, said that if I give him 50euro he can check on the systems so I will pay him later. This is the last of my money now so I hope to get the ATM card very soon as I have no money to pay next months rent.

Roll on the INTERNET GRANTS!! Thanks Dale

PS: are you a single man?

Regards,

John

Mad mike???

Whiskey??

PMSLOL!!!!!

Your spam messages crack me up lol!

keep it up dude!
 

Rumel786

Member +
Lol just got in trouble for being on the net at work, showed my manager this thread and have been let off lol!

as long as i provide updates in whats happening!!!!!!
 

gv1.3

Admin
Hello John,


We have sent our accountant to the WESTERN UNION OFFICE to get the money you sent, Once he has collected the money, you shall be notified. Secondly, you dont have to go to the texaco filling station and tell them about your GRANTS, the only person you are to deal with is me. so that they dont get in the way of you redeeming your prize.


Have a lovely day.

PS: i am single

Mr.Dale Givet
 

gv1.3

Admin
Hi Dale,

When I went to the bank to take the money out earlier I spoke to the bank manager and when I told him what the money was for he said that he had friends in Texaco and would personally check with them to make sure everything had been done correctly. He told me not to send the money by western union until he calls me and confirms everything is okay but what the hell does he know, I think he just did not want me to take my money out of my account. You know I actually saw him walking through town at 5am one saturday morning in a dress and a pair of womens boots! He is not a man to be trusted.

It is great that you have taken full ownership of my situation and are willing to work with me in a one on one capacity until I get my prize, it is my pleasure to to solely deal with you.

So you are a single man then. I make movies with some friends for a website that pays really well, once I get my prize I hope to get some video equipment I really need, have you any on-camera experience?

Please let me know when your accountant has confirmed receipt of payment. The reference number that western union gave me was a long one and my eyesight is not great so I hope I got it right for you.

It is Pog Mo Thoin day in Ireland today so we are all having a great time so Pog Mo Thoin my friend.

Look forward to hearing from you,

John

(for those of you not well versed in the Irish language Pog Mo Thoin = kiss my arse)
 

gv1.3

Admin
Hello John,

Our accountant just returned from the WESTERN UNION office, and he was told that the MTCN(money transfer control number) was invalid, so i urge you to check the MTCN that was given to you clearly, and make sure that the MTCN number that you are going to send to me next time should be correct and Valid.

We are waiting patiently for you to send us the right MTCN number.

MR.DALE GIVET
 
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