Petrol station blonde

Big_Daddy

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A blonde walked into a petrol station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"

"Why sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially well for that."

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
 

Derek

Lifer
lol get your
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hubbygt

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ok heres one i heard earlier
Donald duck is on a dirty weekend and he phones reception and asks for condom,receptionist says "certainly sir,should i put that on your bill?" donald says "dont be thucking thupid id thuffocate"
I must admit it made me laugh lol
 
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