Gee
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Got caught up in one of those VOSA checks...
Coppers were pulling people a side and asking them to park up..randomly. Even though my tax disc was valid..just like the persons in front that he let go, must of been my hooded jacket :homer:
Anyway, VOSA guys come over and checks my lights, tyre tread etc etc. Finds nothing.
Copper takes my licence and checks out my insurance. Tells me off about the lettering on my car plates too. Told him it came like that, not even had the car a week.
So then they tell me they are bringing out the sniffer dog. Nothing to worry about they say..will be other people lined up too.
So the dog comes out...passes two people..sniffs me..and decides to sit down. A sign that it has detected the scent of some sort of narcotic!
So off I go in to the van to get searched. Nothing to hide..I didnt give a shit. Only problem was, it was 11:45 and the alarm installer was coming to sort out my Thatcham 1 alarm at 12:00
They reckon if you are around people smoking cannabis, the dog might detect that. I dont even smoke fags, never mind a blunt! Neither do any of my mates. Only thing I could think of was the car. Only bought it a few days prior and the driver was a smoker..probabaly a pot head.
Anyway, emptied my pockets, searched me and the car! Nobs...
Found nothing of course, I had nothing to hide.
Got home in time for 12..and the installer did not come until 3:30 ROFL.
The end.
Coppers were pulling people a side and asking them to park up..randomly. Even though my tax disc was valid..just like the persons in front that he let go, must of been my hooded jacket :homer:
Anyway, VOSA guys come over and checks my lights, tyre tread etc etc. Finds nothing.
Copper takes my licence and checks out my insurance. Tells me off about the lettering on my car plates too. Told him it came like that, not even had the car a week.
So then they tell me they are bringing out the sniffer dog. Nothing to worry about they say..will be other people lined up too.
So the dog comes out...passes two people..sniffs me..and decides to sit down. A sign that it has detected the scent of some sort of narcotic!
So off I go in to the van to get searched. Nothing to hide..I didnt give a shit. Only problem was, it was 11:45 and the alarm installer was coming to sort out my Thatcham 1 alarm at 12:00
They reckon if you are around people smoking cannabis, the dog might detect that. I dont even smoke fags, never mind a blunt! Neither do any of my mates. Only thing I could think of was the car. Only bought it a few days prior and the driver was a smoker..probabaly a pot head.
Anyway, emptied my pockets, searched me and the car! Nobs...
Found nothing of course, I had nothing to hide.
Got home in time for 12..and the installer did not come until 3:30 ROFL.
The end.
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