Who's watching The Apprentice?

Starlet_Sam

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I would totally spend £125 an hour for the Spyker. As long as it's not like their Le Mans cars, as they like to set on fire.
 

ChrisGT

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I'd rent that Zonda...£2750 per day, tuppence tbh.

I'm so glad Michael went, hes a fucking bell end! Liar, thick as mud, and just generally annoying! Alex ftw.
 

ChrisGT

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I swear, that in those situations I'd out perform those thickits! And I have no business background whatsoever. Most just lack common sense. I guess it must be ridiculously easy to get a callback from an audition. I don't understand how the majority of them are even on it!
 

Starlet_Sam

Moderator, Regional Area Reps Supervisor & Gay Car
Because noone wants to watch loads of brilliant people competing to win, we all love o watch numpties fucking it up!
 

ChrisGT

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Yeah it is good entertainment! I cannot get over how much of a retard Michael is! He says that he is a "superb salesman"....his skills are so lacking its unbelievable! He literally chased that poor guy down about the Ferrari today! That is so unprofessional; infact they all were! Lee - "Oh go on mate, sign up, you'll make my day!". What a bad approach!

Its ok though, 'cos Lucinda is HOT. Ha.
 

ChrisGT

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Was only jesting! Shes a whiney ho-bag, that cries, and is very annoying...has a few nice hats though! lol
 

Speed Freak

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Dude, your crazy! A permanently crying woman is just annoying!

Agreed! And I am a female!

Lucinda is a dick. I did feel sorry for her in this task because she thought that the Aston was a Zonda. And she told the boys that she didnt have a clue about cars or sales, and they left her to it!

Michael was also annoying as hell. He wasnt a good sales person at all. A good sales person doesnt run after people down the street, or say 'bloody hell', or 'please do it'. He made his self so desperate!

Helene was just god damn lucky. I didnt see her sell anything, or even try!!
 

Cornish-Glanza

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lmao@michael "i showed glimmers of brilliance" what a nob lol

The bbc can manipulate it so easily, they're filming them for a whole day non stop and we see 30minutes of it, anyone can make anyone look stupid if they edit it right, tbh they're all really smart and have got a lot of business sense but they do make some pretty, what looks like obvious cock ups but the pressure they're under to perform and keep themselves in the hunt, it's no suprise imo.
 
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