i crashed today & had a fight

Dan_ss

Dan_ss

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You think you've had a bad day, been chatting to a 14 year old girl online, she's flirty, sexy & funny. she turned round today and told me she's a undercover police women. How cool is that at her age!
 
Idrees

Idrees

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Dan_ss said:
You think you've had a bad day, been chatting to a 14 year old girl online, she's flirty, sexy & funny. she turned round today and told me she's a undercover police women. How cool is that at her age!
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:haha::haha:
 
durmz

durmz

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lol! i bought a centipede from bloke down the maret earlier, he told me that he genuinly talks! so when i got him i asked him if he fancied going pub, he never replied so asked him again and nothing, i thought ive bin stitched up here so i shouted u want to come pub or what!? centipede turnt round and shouted back, yer just a minute im putting me fucking shoes on!
 
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javieringo1

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LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL hahaha

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"


My wife walked into the den & asked "What’s on the TV?"
I replied "Dust".
 
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