Go for 4 wheel wheel alignment, they dont need to hang the things over the tyres then.
Fuck me lads, has Google not reached Scotland yet lol.
http://www.alignmycar.co.uk/locatorRes1.aspx?radius=50&postal_code=hamilton
http://the-corrado.net/showthread.php?29334-4-Wheel-Laser-Alignment-Hamilton-Glasgow
http://www.motortekltd.com/