funny sayings....

Kelly

Kelly

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oh yeh forgot about the barrymore ones

"its about as straight as michael barrymore" ----- used when describing the head after a dodgy headgakset ;)
 
dan

dan

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i like to use:

"Id punch the bitch in the tits, then kick her in the overies" - for when im pissed off with a women.
 
Rick

Rick

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One of my favourites has to be:

You can't polish a turd - You know, corsa's saxo's etc LOL

But my all time favourite when referring to a rather attractive lady:

She's so nice she could shit in her tights and beat me with em.:p:p
 
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GTdan

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dan said:
i like to use:

"Id punch the bitch in the tits, then kick her in the overies" - for when im pissed off with a women.
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bit steep in it bud?? why not say shes fooking annoying!?? lol

what do you say when you fooked up plastering walls?
 
Rick

Rick

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Oh and another one when referring to an annoying female:

She needs a big kick in the pasty, and I'd take a run up.
 
dan

dan

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GTdan said:
bit steep in it bud?? why not say shes fooking annoying!?? lol

what do you say when you fooked up plastering walls?
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gotta show them whos boss mate
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Im not to sure on that, give me a couple of weeks haha
 
spuddy

spuddy

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I could ate the beard of moses - I'm hungry

I'll dent ur shite - to perform a certain act on a lady

How's ur shitter - Any craic?
 
richglanzav

richglanzav

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GTdan said:
dan - im still in hysterics now thinking about it!!

More ive thought off....

could eat a monkeys abortion - rather hank
she'd scare a police horse - not very pretty
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lmao shed scare a police horse!...dno why i found that funnier than the rest!
 
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sammy

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"I have eyes on me like a traveling rat" - I dont miss much
"she could eat and apple through a tennis racket"
"Is she breaking them in for RED RUM"- Funny teeth
 
Stulet-GTT

Stulet-GTT

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Not really a saying but i thought it was funny...

On another forum peeps are arguing about the imprezer an another car, when some one wrote this..........

The Subaru Impreza is the Automotive equivalent of a decent prostitute.
They perform well, provide a good/thrilling ride but every f*ckers been there and done it already.....
 
L900CMC

L900CMC

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Its a bit simon out here, for when its cowell,cold outside

its fi..ng patrick,for when its sharpe,freezing outside

it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey

I wasnt brought up the lagan in a bubble

slow and steady wins the race
 
stuart

stuart

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dan said:
gotta show them whos boss mate
falconpunchnotinbrawl_4.gif


Im not to sure on that, give me a couple of weeks haha
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lmao, thats brilliant :homer:

suck a golf ball through garden hose,
i'd hit it....with a sledgehammer - ugly bird
having a giraffee - having a laugh
i'd rather lick steam from dogs piss than *do whatever*
rat out
go chew a brick
box punch
 
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CTR_Timmy

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dan said:
gotta show them whos boss mate
falconpunchnotinbrawl_4.gif


Im not to sure on that, give me a couple of weeks haha
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My mate says this "when you first date a girl give a lil slap or something! This way in ten months down the line she cant say to you, you dont treat me like you used to!! :p
 
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