funny sayings....

[PSI JOE]

Since i live with 3 woman-family members might i add (im not that lucky lol)
I say "who lit the fuse on your tampon?" quite alot..

" I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. "


Touch your toes cause your getting it - (FelGreat chat up line :d)

I'll dent ur shite - to perform a certain act on a lady


"Im that dyslexic I once went to a Toga party dressed as a goat!"



hahahahahhahahahahahhahaah all of these are my favs.

here are some I use alot

I wouldnt wife it, but id pipe it. lol -for sexable but thats it.


If you wanna know my name; ask your girlfriend! -obveous.

I dont bite...unless you want me to.

I have better ones just cant think of how I talk right now haha.

 

[CTR_Timmy]

Valeted by Stevie Wonder - Dirty car

 

[Phenom]

To the ladies of a certain size;
Fart and give uz a clue.................................

 

[59bhp]

theres a few that i use frequently:

i could eat the skin of a scabby donkey - im hungry

shes got a face like shes been chasing parked cars all her life - shes a mouse

she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down - shes a mouse

im hankinous marvinous the roman god of hunger - from the popular cockney rhyming slang "hank marvin" or starvin - im hungry

im down like james brown - "yeah, okay"

its on like donkey kong - i accept your challenge

im down like a quarter pound - "yeah, okay"

im down like a round clown eating a quarter pound riding the underground listening to james brown - "yeah, okay" -- *NOTE* not one for begginers

 

[Jaak]

"You're working on my tit muscles!" - You're irritating me!

 

[dan]

i always remember my mum telling me about the "galloping wildies" - the shits. still cracks me up to this day haha.

 

[Corey_gt]

I'm sweating like a dyslexic on countdown
Shes as beautiful as the back of a JCB
Shes that good looking her face would drive rats from a barn
After eating something hot
I've a hole on me like a japanese flag/clowns mouth

Most recent funny one I heard

Glanza's there like clits every cunt has one

 

[Darius]

"older the berry sweeter the juice" - talking about old women
"i'd rather lick piss of a stinging nettle" - something i dont wanna do

 

[lingl9z]

She/He's got more rolls than a bakery - large person
I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire - hate for someone

 

[lingl9z]

We call him "Thrush" because he's an irritating c**t!

 

[streetracer_starlet]

Just a few.

Wouldn't ride that into battle --- An ulgly female.
Roll her in flour and look for the damp patch -- obvious
Like a donkey eating strawberrys --- When somethings just "works" or fits ect.

 

[Deano]

That car is so quick it goes like shit off a shovel ---- Meaning fast car lol

 

[PSI JOE]

I cant beleave nobody has said this yet.


theirs no replacment for displacment...except the turbo kit in my basement! lol

not really on the track as we are talking but damn I had to throw that in there!:gt-smilie:

 

[Starlet_Sam]

I'm still waiting to read a funny saying.....

 

[Liam_GT]

The best I have heard was the way a French supplier described my Boss minutes before I had to sit opposite her in a high level meeting,

He informed me that their nickname for her was "The Shrimp" because in France when you have shrimps everything is good but the head!!!!


Shes got a body to die for but is damn ugly!!!

 

[Texx]

time to make like a donkeys dick... and hit the road - for when your leaving

face like a bucket of smashed crabs - not much of a looker

more camp than a row of pink tents - a man thats a little feminine

ass like a clowns pocket - similar to the above

shakes like a shitting dog - for anything that shakes really