International weird word/phrase thread

s.murphy

Leinster Area Rep.
My dad was describing someone with odd teeth and he said "jesus he could eat an apple through a tennis racket"

Stilll makes me laugh:haha:
 

corofin12345

Member +
squirt= shes mine
hows she cuttin= hello
wrecked= drunk
melted= drunk
go fist yourself= fuckoff
up the stank= up the bum
well= oh your here
hows the crack= happy to see you
hamster= homosexual
carpet muncher= homosexual
spotty arse= rough nite last nite
go way= how/why
fritzl= weirdo
spanner= idiot
farmeboy= country boy
0879550834= chat up line
goin wrong= buckfast
is she vtec= has that civic got vtec
ah man= who farted
poisoned= very drunk
 

twin cam

Member +
whats the crack=whats happenin.
any ska= any thing happenin
atin(eating) road= driving very fast
webbin it= driving very fast
headder=here
giving it socks= trying hard
 

ryan3496

Fresh Recruit
liking the thread so far, thought i would add some geordie for you all :)

whey-aye = well of course
bonny = she is bonny looking
pet = term on endearment
canny = good, nice, friendly
divvent = did not, or do not
toon = town
fettle = in a mood
gannin = going
mint = cool
hyem = home (im gannin hyem)

if you listen to a full on proper geordie you will have no idea what he's/she's going on about lol
 

Paul-GlzV

Member +
could drink more golf balls threw a straw- light weight on the drink

bogged right in to the bk axle - given a good seein to :p

ned (scot) - chav

bout ye - hello

up ye/get it up ye - fuck you

fud - fanny (know quite a few names for the female genetalia but will probly offend most if not all female member's :p)

face on ye lik the grand national winner - buck toothed
 

stuart

Member +
Get te fok - leave me alone nice man
Puffies - dirty
Skank - tramp
1 in jail, 1 on bail - someone with bozz eyes
Tramp stamp - girl with tatoo on lower back
 

stuart

Member +
Get te fok - leave me alone nice man
Puffies - dirty
Skank - tramp
1 in jail, 1 on bail - someone with bozz eyes
Tramp stamp - girl with tatoo on lower back
 

Iain@CRD

Lifer
Round ye - Fuck you.
Treg - Tramp
Im Shagged - Im shattered(tired)
Ya Helmet - You Idiot
Wit ye on aboot - What are you talking about
Got any tinnies? - Do you have any beer?
Aye - Yes
Geez a hawn - Give me a hand
Face on her like a pitbull chewing a wasp - She was ugly
 

Brendanlez

Member +
Leave her box like a butchers floor = what would be done to a nice looking lady

Really fucking with my emotions = something doing my head in

Drive her shite back 2 weeks = Nice ass

Was reading through the thread and these ones popped into my head some kind of sick and usually used when on the :beer: . did some laughing at ones already posted though
 

Chris@CCM

Member +
hmm few i use

give er stacks (drive faster)
light er up ta fuck bie (drive faster)
like fuck all in a hard hat
like fuck all squared
ya mooncat
ya moonbeam
 
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