post your mistakes!!!

Also some 4x4 action in a Daihatsu Sportrak, a few scenarios.

1) Letting my mate drive it, he got stuck inbetween a valley with all 4 wheels off the ground.

2) After coming out of a field and avoiding a stream, wire fence got stuck underneath the rear wheels

3) Driving through the woods in RWD mode, out on to a nice patch of grass doing some drifting. My mate starts laughing and his face drops... "What's that white flag doing over there"...

.. of course it wasn't an international golf corse! :holdit:

lmao what corse was it??????
 
this isnt a car mistake but i got back from park lane to east croydon station in my suit, saw my gf ran jumped the barrier my shoe fell off mid air tried to put it back on, stacked hard on my side/ass ripped my trousers and was laughed at by crap loads of people!

lol ive either heard that story b4 or sumhin similar, still very funny:p:p soz
 

GTEP82

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the wars not over am still killin germans

changing from 4th in hi revs to 1st (in the mini and i dont know how the fuck it went into first!) will blow your engine... after a week car mad some crazy noises and we found block cracked

"qmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *gear change* BBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

yeah can relate to that my friends just had is engine out of his s3 to up grade the turbo piston etc and vowed never to do it agen as it was a task n half so now running 326bhp i was lik can i ava go so lik an idiot he passed me the keys took it out down a nice straight went 2,3,4,5 then went for 6th gear(which starlets dont have;)) bk into 4th doin about a tonne 20 went lukin for 5th slip n went into 3rd oops massive roar thought i was guna blow his value springs clean out as there still standard got bk home n it was knocking lik mad so we've ad to take his engine bk out he wasnt happy the flywheel ad cum loose n am not allowd near the car any more :haha: german motors
 

Phil

Super Moderator
ive always been tempted to take a plough up a golf course in the middle of the night, i dont know why but i think it would be hilarious!

Phil
 

GTti

Member +
That would be considered serious vandalism, and whilst it was hilarious at the time and to my mates (despite no intention to do so), I spent the next few weeks shitting myself expecting the police!
 

bucketep91

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I'm still scared it will catch up with me but it was a couple of years ago, it was in the local papers. It wasn't even intentional, that turf must have cost a fortune.

i done somthing very similar to this 2 years ago and it was in the evening times. it wasnt a golf course, somewhere much worse lol. still scared to this day lolother things include

puting diesel in my glanza then trying to syphon it and swollowing a lot, not 1ce but 2ce haha

done a compression test and when refiting the spark plugs i dropped 1 in the wrong way and took me about 20 mins to get back out (ended up using chop sticks haha)

tried to take a bend at 50 is mph in a 20 year old xr2 with a rotten floor (ended up on the roof and 2 wheels tucked up like the delorian in bttf)
 

monka

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when i started my apprentice ship, was told to top the water up in a car battery, being a complete nube i didnt even know you could do that. so asked what to put in it, my mentor pointed at a bottle and said put it in, so i did, unfortunately in the bottle was oil, rather than ionised water, which i didnt know wasnt sposed to go in, and ny mentor only realised when i had finised topping it up, needless to say, i got the piss taken out of me for months at work for that. lol

although have come along way since then. ;p
 

azerty

Supermoderator
I locked my keys in the car with the engine running. Took a good 20 minutes for me to remember I had a spare set in my flat.

+ 1
in fact +2, and it didn't happen to my place... so no spare key close to me

other main mistake was to sell the glanza ;)
 

Monkfish

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On one of the many occasions with the turbo off my car, I was putting everything back together and started to top the radiator up. I'm put in three 2 litre jug fulls then noticed my feet starting to get wet. I'd only gone and forgotten to re-attach the bottom radiator hose.

I also fitted a pipe for an air filter and ended up tearing it off on the way to work because it was making this God-awful high pitched scream. I wondered what was going on when I carried on into work with the screaming still going. I checked when I'd got to work and found I'd only done the nuts on the outlet pipe up finger tight, so she was squealing boost out past the gasket.

lulz :haha:
 

bucketep91

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when i started my apprentice ship, was told to top the water up in a car battery, being a complete nube i didnt even know you could do that. so asked what to put in it, my mentor pointed at a bottle and said put it in, so i did, unfortunately in the bottle was oil, rather than ionised water, which i didnt know wasnt sposed to go in, and ny mentor only realised when i had finised topping it up, needless to say, i got the piss taken out of me for months at work for that. lol

although have come along way since then. ;p
new guy pranks are the best ever haha, we were looking for some empty boxes to put stuff in and i sent a new guy into a funeral directors haha i cant believe he asked :))
 
ive always been tempted to take a plough up a golf course in the middle of the night, i dont know why but i think it would be hilarious!

Phil

please dnt m8 am a keen golfer, so take the starlet out drive past the course n find a nice bowling green and plough it for the old people:p
 

Guye

Lifer
I needed to adjust the handbrake on my old avenger in preparing for a local dexterity event. After working a whole afternoon on it to get the back wheels to lock on two "clicks" I took it for a test drive. 10mins into the drive....the ass drops....two familiar looking wheels speeds and bounce past me, one narrowly clearing the roof of an oncoming car (scary)....there's no pedal pressure or handbrake so I was just along for the ride as I skidded to a grinding, sparking stop.....got out and looked at the rear axle, there were no hubs, brakes shoes, tensioning spings, nothing was left. That was the day I learned to always, always tighten the wheel nuts.......
 
new guy pranks are the best ever haha, we were looking for some empty boxes to put stuff in and i sent a new guy into a funeral directors haha i cant believe he asked :))

arent they im sure i was told this if not read it somewhere, but it was a builder and he sent his apprentice to the local trade shop for a new bubble for his spirit level :haha:
 
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