Some fun with Spammers/scammers updated 02/01/09 latest reply

Sean_GT

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Tell her you would feel more comfortable about giving her the money if she sends you some naked photos:p
 

gv1.3

Admin
I want pics of the stove.... I bet she steals books from the library and burns them in the stove...
 

ChrisGT

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I want pics of the stove.... I bet she steals books from the library and burns them in the stove...

Why do you think she got the job at the library?

Every night she sneaks out a couple hard backs and burns them in a bin in her kitchen.

Say she'll get stove money and clothes money if she sends you a few saucy photos. See what she (or most likely he) has to say about that.
 

gv1.3

Admin
haha.. well I dont expect a reply yet as Elena will be putting returned books back on the shelves.. shes a hard worker you know.
 

gv1.3

Admin
No!!! you bastard!! I thought it was meant to be... I mean she found me on the Internet... what are the chances...
 

gv1.3

Admin
It appears Elena has been putting it about a bit on the Internet... check this out after a google search - the bitch!

Hi,

My name is Elena, I have 30-years and I live in small city in Russian province.

I have a 6-years daughter, her father abandoned us and we live with my mother. Recently my mother lost job due to old age and our situation became very difficult.

The prices for gas and electricity became very high in the last months and we cannot use it to heat our home anymore.

The winter is coming and temperature is very cold here already. The radio say it will be till minus 30 degrees in the near weeks. We do not know what to do and we very afraid.

The only way for us to heat our home is to use portable wood burning stove which gives heat with burning wood or coal. We have a lot of wood in our region, therefore this way is very good for us
and it will heat our home the whole winter with minimal charges.

I work in library and after my job I allowed to use computer. I finded your address in internet and may be you can help us.

We need portable stove, but we cannot buy it because it expensive for us. May be you have any used wood burning stove which you don't use anymore, then we would be very grateful to you if you can donate it to us and organize transport of its to our address. This stoves are different, and they weight between 60-150kg.

The Christmas coming and I would be very grateful to you if you could send some sweets for my daughter. I will then put them under Christmas tree and it will make my daughter very happy.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Elena.
 
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