Some fun with Spammers/scammers updated 02/01/09 latest reply

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dave-izzle

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i bet there's some poor lady freezing her arse off tongith in a small russian town tonight just because your greedy! FORESHAME!!!!!!!!!!!
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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haha my mate sent me this earlier

"With that, she's genuine and the reason she hasn't responded is because she
died from hypothermia. You bast*rd.. You should have sent her the bleedin
stove!"
 
nexia201

nexia201

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gv1.3 said:
haha my mate sent me this earlier

"With that, she's genuine and the reason she hasn't responded is because she
died from hypothermia. You bast*rd.. You should have sent her the bleedin
stove!"
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yeah immagine if this was a real cry for help :) you should feel guilty for the rest of your life :p
 
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Elena

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gv1.3 said:
Dear Elena,

I am so sorry for the delay in replying but my car spun a bearing and spit a rod out through the block so now I need a new engine. I really dont know what to do now as I dont have enough money for the engine and for your stove. If I am truthful I could probably get the bus to work for a few weeks and save for a new engine as you sound like you need the stove urgently.

Can you let me know if your stove can wait or if you really need it immediately? If you need it immediately I will send you the money and if it can wait I will save and send it in a few weeks time. In the meantime I would like it if you could tell me a little bit about what it is like in Russia, I desperately want to go there and see it, perhaps I could visit you?

Best Regards,

John
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Hi John

Ive managed to track you down to this strange and wonderful site - its full of strange automobiles, in my home town we tend to walk, as russian police patrol the streets in their menacing tanks.

Me and my daughter are freezing, i was in a similar scenario last year, it was that cold i had frost bite on my left nipple.

Im sorry to hear about your automobile, and i dont mean to send selfish but i could do with this stove, its getting really cold - at the moment im working late and have got my neighbour looking after my gorgeous daughter - she will look like anna kournikova when she is older - im sure!
Im currently taking a break from filing the library returns back, my back is aching.
I thought i would reply on here rather than send you an email, maybe your friends could also help out too?

i look forward to hearing from you

elena
 
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Elena

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www.glanza.co.uk said:
LOL, shame you can't spell your own name Elena... :haha:
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it is russian for Elena - elena is in english language.


i feel violated by some of the comments made on this site, however if you wish to see naked photos of me, you can send $9.95 by western union to the address on the first page with your email address, and i will send you some pictures of me.
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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can you get your hands on any crashed ladas? I know a dodgy dealer that would be interested in importing from you. Hell stick four wheels on oneof those stoves and he will put it up for sale with a fresh MOT.
 
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Elena

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gv1.3 said:
can you get your hands on any crashed ladas? I know a dodgy dealer that would be interested in importing from you. Hell stick four wheels on oneof those stoves and he will put it with a fresh MOT.
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this sounds very similar to someone i have just spoke to earlier, cant remember his name but he said he could make me a good running vehicle from the 6 cars my husband used to own before he deserted us for a girl half my age.

but i would be interested in meeting this "dealer"
 
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