Some fun with Spammers/scammers updated 02/01/09 latest reply

Mike_ep91

Mike_ep91

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gv1.3 said:
I am also an artist and have begun painting you a picture which I will put in with the package I send, I mainly paint insect (not very typical I know) and I am painting you a picture of a spider.
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make sure it has 8 legs dylan or it wont be wourth as much:haha:
 
J

Jules-B

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Jay said:
I can imagine the puzzled looks a relief package from Ireland is going to get when it arrives - two wispa's, a badly drawn spider, a set of legwarmers and a tub of Dylan's special sauce..:confused:
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Wooo i must stop you there.. wispas are far too good to not eat ourselves!, send her a packet of revels.


Haha just realised how my rep is at 69.. oh Giddety gooo
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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So she hasnt been in touch... Im starting to get a bit worried now. I sent this to her this morning:

Hi Elena,

I have just got back from the western union office. They have taken my money and sent it to you. Unfortunately my loan from the bank will not clear until Thursday so I could only send half the money I want to give you (€420) but will send the other €210 on Thursday when the loan clears.

The guy in the western union office asked me a lot of questions and kept asking was I 100% sure I wanted to do this. I think he was a bit jealous when I told him I would be going to visit a Russian lady in the coming months so I told him to mind his own business and send the money. Men here love Russian ladies so much and get very jealous when they see another man with a Russian lady.. you are all so damn sexy especially with your furry hats and gloves, I have a thing for gloves. I want to be sure he did what I asked so can you tell me when you receive the money please.

Is it really cold there today? Its pretty cold where I am today roffles would not go out this morning he is such a lazy dog. The painting I am doing for you is almost complete and is one of my best yet I cant wait to send it to you.

I heard nothing from you since my last email can you get back in contact please as I am becoming worried about you Elena.

Very friendly regards,

John
 
Phil

Phil

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psml....i liked readin through this thread lol brilliant dylan...or should i say john? lol

Phil
 
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CTR_Timmy

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hahaha lmao!!! This is brilliant! Maybe she died as she never got her stove in time
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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Dear John,

Thank you very much for your message.

Please let me know the MTCN number of your remittance, exact amount and your
full name and address. I need to know it to be able to receive your help.

Elena.
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
Hi Elena,

it has been several days now since I sent the money to you and I have not heard anything back, is everything okay?
I am really worried that something has gone wrong.

Can you please get in touch to let me know everything is okay. I finished the painting for you and sent the Christmas package to you on Friday. I put some spare cash in with the food and other items I just hope it gets to you.

Again please get in touch.

John
 
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Corey_gt

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gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
haha.. she/he/it sent me that last mail asking for info etc so I totally ignored it and waited a few days and sent that reply... lets hope she/he/it hasnt frozen to death waiting at the western union office.
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
Dear John,

You did not inform me the number of your transfer, therefore I was not able
to receive your help.
Elena.
 
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