Some fun with Spammers/scammers updated 02/01/09 latest reply

gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
Hi Elena,

the man at the western union office told me not to send any information across the internet as it can be caught be haxors and they can use it to collect the money. It was good to hear back from you today I have sent the rest of the money this morning please let me know that you received it.

Also in my country it is considered polite to say thank you when someone has sent you a gift as I mentioned in my previous email that I had.

Regards,

John
 
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Elena

Fresh Recruit
Hi John

I will nip to the western union later once i have warmed up a bit. It was so cold last night, the metal wire in my bra got frozen to my nipple, and have now burnt mysleft with hot water trying to unfreeze them.
So if you could also send the painting with a first aid kit, that would be nice.
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
haha... sorry I dont have a first aid kit... I used it on the spider when he lost his 8th leg in a freak accident...
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
she(Dan) registered a few pages ago... and was rumbled before he even got to post... Dan was officially owned.
 
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Elena

Fresh Recruit
Hi again John

Im so sorry to hear about your spider - i do hope he's ok? Hows your dog?
I had a similar incident with my pussy, she has been abused of late, she was injured by a young black tom cat, he pounder her with his paw and she is now recovering, the bleeding has now stopped and starting to scab over and heal.
Im currently at work, putting the books the kids have left, i should be able to go to western union within the next hour or so.
thanks again

Elena
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
talking about turning on the guilt!!!
Just received this

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

I wish that the New Year will bring happiness for all your family, good health, and all your dreams will come true :)

Unfortunately we did not solve our problem with heating and we don't know what to do.

We pray that we will be able to buy the wood burning stove for our home in the coming New Year but now it is only our dream.

Your friends from Russia,

Elena, my daughter and my Mother.
 
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GTdan

In The Closet
gv1.3 said:
talking about turning on the guilt!!!
Just received this

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

I wish that the New Year will bring happiness for all your family, good health, and all your dreams will come true :)

Unfortunately we did not solve our problem with heating and we don't know what to do.

We pray that we will be able to buy the wood burning stove for our home in the coming New Year but now it is only our dream.

Your friends from Russia,

Elena, my daughter and my Mother.
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Woooohhh, whens her mother come into it, shes never mentioned her before??

GLANZA170 said:
lol lol that made my day. good work gv1.3.
well tried dan lol
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god loves a trier!!
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
Hi Elena,

I tried to help you and sent you money but heard nothing further from you. To be honest I am not very happy with you at all. I think we should have some time apart and maybe see how things are in Feb 2009 as I will be visiting Russia then and perhaps we can meet for some fun times, I can give you some cash if we have fun.

I wanted to pay for your stove and for clothes for you and your daughter but you never got back in touch so dont go blaming this on me, if you are cold and are looking to place blame look in the mirror and you will find the person responsible! My advice would be every time you feel the cold bite at your toes remember not to ignore my emails again.

I have just put a giant turkey in the oven and am preparing it for tomorrow. The oven makes my kitchen so hot that I had to strip off and am currently basting it in the nude. My friend Ned is coming over tonight to watch some adult movies and we are then going to go to a "get together" in a near by hotel with some open minded friends to wish each other merry christmas.

Elena I really hope we meet some day and your mother survives the cold Christmas you have caused her,

Regards,

John
 
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Adam_Glanza

Member +
lol quality, i do a simular thing with the sales calls you get by the phone,

when they call you asking if you want double glazing, turn the phone call around and try to sell something back to them! they get so shocked and stumble across there words its halarious

"no sir im fine for double glazing but would you like to purchase 10 alarm clocks at a discount rate?"

"uhh sir no you dont understand"

ahaha
 
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