The Share your sound advice thread

[lingl9z]

Light a man a fire he'll be warm for the night, light the man on fire he'll be warm for life.

 

[ianmcintoshi]

never pee into the wind

 

[jonny-boi32]

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!!








sorry!:haha:

 

[s.murphy]

If you dont like my driving stay off the footpath.

 

[s.murphy]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car:haha:

 

[Dan507]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car:haha:

Hahaha, nice one dude.

 

[sam_glanz]

Never sleep with your girlfriends sister!

 

[RS-Ronan]

NEVER pick a fight with an ugly person...
they have nothing to lose!!!

 

[rb69]

One I learnt this morning.

Don't get toothpaste in your eye.

 

[BAZ2CRAZY]

Dont dip your balls in petrol.

When one understands the power of love over the love of power.. The world will know peace.

Mitch

 

[Dan507]

One I learnt this morning. Don't get toothpaste in your eye.

How on earth did you manage that?

 

[Watsi88]

Don't buy autobahn manifolds. Lol.

Watsi

 

[nanglebadger]

If u want my views on history then there's something u should know, the 3 men i admire most are curly larry and mo. Dont worry about the future, sooner or later its the past, if the thrill is gone then its time to take it back - Meatloaf.

Phil.

 

[SupaStu]

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Hunter S Thompson, ace

 

[Seanmcn]

The darkest hour is only 60mins long

 

[Sharkman645]

no glove no love

 

[williamocarroll1982]

To look into into darkness is clarity.You must use the source of your inner light to illuminate what cannot be seen

 

[nanglebadger]

as u walk down the road of life, hitch-hike! Its faster.

Phil.

 

[Jay]

See that last beer - it's a bad idea. Leave it in the firdge..

 

[corofin12345]

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.