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Santa had to get with the times and decided to trade his sleigh in and get a nice EP Turbo. Stock it was pretty fast but he asked Mrs Claus for some parts for Christmas to spice things up a bit. She bought him an "1" some "2" and a "3", he was delighted with his gifts.
He called up "4" and asked them if they could satisfy his needs, they obliged and he was delighted with what he received in the post, it was all coming together nicely.
He decided to play it safe so ordered himself a "5".
The project started off so simple but had gotten totally out of hand and he needed help so he joined "6" and that just made matters worse because he got even more ideas... he was now a member!
He got talking to other members and some crazy person who shall remain nameless talked him in to getting uprated "7"
Vicious rumours had spread many years ago that Santa lived at the north pole... but actually he lived in (8)
His car was as (9) and shiney as could be.
Santa revealed a big secret...... he went by the name ("10" PM THIS TO ME TO WIN!!) on the forum.... some investigation would have to be done by our clever members... the members garage might be a good place to start
Dont post the answer in the thread or you get disqualified!
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1) Maybe not as good as its big brother but it does have a colour.
2)americans call them push but we dont... despite their unfortunate name they are not shit
3)Ever sat in a tank all day long? You would whine too!
4)Kinda sounds like that guy who liked something for sale in the store so much he put a song out about it.
5)I never had a belt like this before... I thought they only used that stuff in body armor!
6)Everyones fav website
7)All the voyeurs amongst us will bless these devices for allowing them see what others get up to behind their computer screens
8)Not West but East....The South Saxons called this English county home... in the 5th century.
9)Good knights always dress in this colour!
10) Who the hell is it!!!!!!! PM me with the username!