Update No6!
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Santa had to get with the times and decided to trade his sleigh in and get a nice EP Turbo. Stock it was pretty fast but he asked Mrs Claus for some parts for Christmas to spice things up a bit. She bought him an "1" some "2" and a "3", he was delighted with his gifts.
He called up "4" and asked them if they could satisfy his needs, they obliged and he was delighted with what he received in the post, it was all coming together nicely.
He decided to play it safe so ordered himself a "5".
The project started off so simple but had gotten totally out of hand and he needed help so he joined "6" and that just made matters worse because he got even more ideas... he was now a member!
He got talking to other members and some crazy person who shall remain nameless talked him in to getting uprated "7"
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1) Maybe not as good as its big brother but it does have a colour.
2)americans call them push but we dont... despite their unfortunate name they are not shit
3)Ever sat in a tank all day long? You would whine too!
4)Kinda sounds like that guy who liked something for sale in the store so much he put a song out about it.
5)I never had a belt like this before... I thought they only used that stuff in body armor!
6)Everyones fav website
7)Coming soon.....