" I'd Ate a Scabby Horse and the jockey that rode in on him "
" She'd/he'd eat an Apple through a letter box " ( Woman/man with Big teeth )
" The Craic was 90 " it was Great fun
" Are You For Flakes? " Do you want cereal
" Your Goosed " Your F**ked
" She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book " A large woman
" I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes. " Really sick
" He's so bad I'd get up on the crack of dawn/ Cracked plate " He'd have " Sexual Relations " With anyone
" I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. " She's A fine bit of woman
" She's No show pony but would do for a ride around the house. / Do for a poke when the telly's broke " She's Ugly but i still would
" she could breastfeed a crèche " A Woman with large Breasts
" Not even the tide would take her out / Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her. / A sniper wouldn't take her out. / The Titanic wouldn't go down on her / ya wouldn't ride her into battle / If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one / She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede / If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall. " She's not the best looking
" Give her a boot in the arse and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her " She's a bit of a slapper.
I'll Put in more if i think of em later BTW i have a book on em