Vincent-ep91
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haha brilliant
Your not real starlet owner until
- Thread starter Chris@CCM
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haha brilliant
bein offered cash constanly while it has bein to, but the figures just dont matter.never how bad u get stuck.
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Fro
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:haha: so much of this is laughable its so true :haha: I like the bit about being able to read the road like braille :drive: Im not drunk officer, just avoiding pot holes :holdit:
In all honesty, when i was looking for a mapper I was quite keen to get in touch with Chris, but after just hearing these stories, the thought of being in the car scared me half to death :haha:
Petes!? Ouch ya fucker!
This kind of applys to me too, I think its cause ive been lucky, but I guess its why Mark calls me captain slow :haha:
In all honesty, when i was looking for a mapper I was quite keen to get in touch with Chris, but after just hearing these stories, the thought of being in the car scared me half to death :haha:
1x forged 5e unit ran the big ends(damaged in another car due to the oil cooler being ripped off) the white gt i broke a few weeks ago
Petes!? Ouch ya fucker!This kind of applys to me too, I think its cause ive been lucky, but I guess its why Mark calls me captain slow :haha:
Rob H
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This is one thing I have never done!! I quite often throw the teddy out big stile but I have always kept my cool with the Toylet even when the bottom end kept going and all the other stuff that has gone wrong I have all ways kept my cool lol haven't got a clue how but I have!!!
George611
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Your not a real starlet owner until you say "yeah im only gonna change that n be done" and end up spending another £1000 n 10,00000hours work lol
your not a real starlet owner until you threat to get rid of it when things have gone tits up then go in the garage look at it and give in on spending 100's more on it lol
your not a real starlet owner until you threat to get rid of it when things have gone tits up then go in the garage look at it and give in on spending 100's more on it lol
SupaStu
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Your not a real starlet owner until you have heard the following lines (and smile to yourself):
"That's a girls car"
"Have you still got that micra, galanza, granza, et al"
"When are you going to get a real car"
"Wow, how many years have you had that car!"
"Wow, how old is that car... 16 years old! It looks like new"
To any fatties:
"Wow, didnt realise I was fat/I need to lose weight, this car makes me hurt"
For anyone borrowing your car:
"Your car makes these strange sounds when I change gear and accelerate, it might be broken" to reply "Naw, supposed to make those sounds" cue strange looks
"That's a girls car"
"Have you still got that micra, galanza, granza, et al"
"When are you going to get a real car"
"Wow, how many years have you had that car!"
"Wow, how old is that car... 16 years old! It looks like new"
To any fatties:
"Wow, didnt realise I was fat/I need to lose weight, this car makes me hurt"
For anyone borrowing your car:
"Your car makes these strange sounds when I change gear and accelerate, it might be broken" to reply "Naw, supposed to make those sounds
" cue strange looks
00Joeindastarbo
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Your not a real starlet owner unless you've got a bottle of oil behind your seat and a ratchet in the door.
