Your not real starlet owner until

MarcoGTTurbo

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Your not a real Starlet owner until you have broken it and put it in the garage and said/thought to yourself......Ill fix it tomorrow :)

Your not a real starlet owner until you have changed the wheels at least twice!

:)
 

rage

Lifer
i lol'd so hard while reading this topic :D so much of it is soooo true!

yeeeees honey, after this the car is done (for a day or so)
mum's reaction: why does your car sneeze?
friends reaction when putting the foot down: holy craaaaaaaaaaaaap! i'm gunna dieeeee!

your not a real starlet owner till you smile from ear to ear every time you get behind the wheel and pet your car on the dash saying "i'll take good care you you"
 

thefalls

Member +
Till ya spend all night sat at the other end of the settee to the missis browsing the forums while she watches tv on her own! While she thinks will he ever put that down lol

Haha,i get that all the time. She keeps on yelling to leave that computer alone and spend some time with her!!!
 

thefalls

Member +
i lol'd so hard while reading this topic :D so much of it is soooo true!

yeeeees honey, after this the car is done (for a day or so)
mum's reaction: why does your car sneeze?
friends reaction when putting the foot down: holy craaaaaaaaaaaaap! i'm gunna dieeeee!

your not a real starlet owner till you smile from ear to ear every time you get behind the wheel and pet your car on the dash saying "i'll take good care you you"

Haha,this is again something that happens to me all the time.

The smile is ear to ear only when the car is fine,though.
 

thefalls

Member +
My friends at work feel sick when travelling with me. Just other day i dropped a colleague home and the next day he complained to low backache. Hahaha.
He aint jumping into the glanza anymore,:)

Was going to grab some lunch another day and then this guy starts feeling nauseous in the car.
I asked,' What happened to you?
He replied,' I think i am not well,erm head is spinning. Feel like puking!'

Hahaha!!!
 

George611

Member +
Haha some wide spread truths here, "when are you gonna buy a real car" cracks me up everytime guy at work says it all the time n everytime i reply "mate you drive a Leon...."
 

richglanzav

Member +
till you hit fuel cut for the first time and are scared to accelerate hard ever again.

lmao yeah been there haha though my engine was fucked


you aint a real starlet owner until you have been told that the local lads stock 106gti or VTS saxo would kane yours in a race
 
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spudep91

Member +
lmao just come accross this tread.

your not a real starlet owner till u develop a hatered for hondas and want to bully every one u c haha
 

Keenoep82

Fresh Recruit
You're not a real Starlet owner until you hear "My Brother's Golf GTi would gi... OH MY GOOOOOD" from your passenger...
 

akyakapotter

Member +
your not a real starlet owner untill mate that take the piss finly come for a ride in it and are as quiet as a mouse the whole time :-D
 

jhandy

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Your not real starlet owner until

Every time u stop at lights your looking for smoke from the turbo.

You have blown 2 or more pistons in one go .

When u talk to ur startlet buddy's about them all it sounds like to ur other friends is random numbers and letters

Let's keep this going guys lol
i have done all this and just rebuilt my engine and still look for smoke lol
 

marty

Member +
I'm so paranoid about smoking turbos that I get my passengers and all in on it.."right check for smoke there" lol!

Your not a real starlet owner until you've experienced torque steer like nothing on earth..
 

Texx

Super Moderator
Your not a real Starlet owner until you've sat out in the pissing down rain rebuilding a rear caliper that's seized solid. I'm f'kin soaked now! :mad:

Still, at least the brakes are working again.
 
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