Top Gear tonight - and what do you think Jezza would say about the Starlet?

turbo-roj

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Top Gear tonight, and going to MPH show next saturday, CANT WAIT

Anyway - if good ole Clarkson was to review the starlet (in standard form), what do you think he would say?

I think it would be along the lines of: Pitty there aren't any air bags! (EP82) or, "Comfy seats" i dunno!
 

jamesgtturbo

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i think he would say " its a horrible nasty dirty slag " and he wouldnt be lying , iys just a good job i like them :)
 

richglanzav

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top gear reviews of cars make me laugh sumtimes...like when they describe cars like a 12grand golf gti as a 'CHEAP' small fast car.

jezza wud no doubt slate the starlet straight to hell in standard form for handling but may be impressed with the power of the 4efte. think i saw an old video when he was reviewing the punto gt when it first came out vs the saxo VTS and he declared that the saxo was more fun to drive, so he wud probably be a bit more impressed with a starlet than a punto gt
 

Dave.

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I think he'd slate it's oldness, its basicness, its lack of safety features, and how much of a tin can it really is :)

And I know he'd love it lol :D
 

pc18

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He used to have a crx vtec which also has a lack of safety features and is a small lightweight jap car. So maybe he would like it???

i would much rarther see some decent older cars on the show than the crappy guests and some of the shitty new cars (most new cars).
 

turbo-roj

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yeh, that would be interesting, perhaps someone should write in and say "Tes my car!" but im sure he gets that all the time lol
 

Cornish-Glanza

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he'd love it, he used to have an escort cossie and there's a good video of him driving the JUN 1000bhp skyline which he loved too, would love to know how quick an everyday td04 starlet would go round the track!
 

Gee

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We might love Starlets, but Jeremy drives super cars for a living.

You think he would really give a shit about a shopping kart with 1.3l engine?

Doubt it! :p
 

Timmy

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Lets face it he would tear your gt's to pieces as he looks at the car as a hole.
dangerous handleing and possibly the cheapest interior in car history. But lets face it we all buy them as a blank canvas and most people seem to strip the inerior out.
 

Dan3SGTE

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It would be funny to see his impression of the starlet as standard lol

The stralet is just a plain fun car, so he can slate the hell out of it but at the end of the day it puts a smile on your face.....
 
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