Whats the most disgusting thing youve done today?

Gryzor

Gryzor

Admin
ok, so we have two cats and every so often there's a hairball incident. In the room the cats stay in (as they're indoor cats) we have a cat climbing frame thingy from Ikea, and below that their water bowl.

So, I check them this morning and find the drinking bowl's water has a nice brown colour and contains hair clumps.. the side of the bowl has some brown shite looking stuff and its all surrounded in a puddle of more brown shite, the climbing frame is also marked at the launch site some 6 feet above the water bowl. At some point in the night one of the hairy feckers has decided to see what kind of destruction a hair ball launched from a height can do.
A nasty, dirty job to clean.

So, what is the most disgusting thing you've had to do today?
 
H_D

H_D

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I sneezed so hard my tissue got torn and my snot went all over my monitor and keyboard
 
Iain@CRD

Iain@CRD

Lifer
Gryzor said:
the climbing frame is also marked at the launch site some 6 feet above the water bowl. At some point in the night one of the hairy feckers has decided to see what kind of destruction a hair ball launched from a height can do.
A nasty, dirty job to clean
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Couldnt stop laughing at this, its all to familiar territory. My cat went through a stage of persistantly pissing on my bed that i soon put a stop too! If that wasent enough one of them shat in my trainers which i just had to bin after that, obviously hoping i wouldnt notice.
 
Jay

Jay

Admin
I had a three piece KFC Variety meal on the way home. Held more grease than my CV joints lol.. My car now needs a valet with special attention required on the steering wheel. I feel dirty.

"Would you like to go large sir?"











"FUCK YEAH!" :haha:
 
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_iforget_glanza

Untrusted Seller
i was in the back of a civic:(

which had some curious stains that i didnt want to sit on as my mate and girlfriend went to the cinema last night and never came home for 6 hours???:p

i thing they got a mc donalds and spilt some mayonaise :L
 
MarcoGTTurbo

MarcoGTTurbo

Member +
My dog killed our next door neighbours cat on Monday and I found it in the back garden. So I put it in a old shoe box and put it in the wheelie bin......Its now Thursday and its been very hot here (30 odd degrees) Just opened the bin to put the rubbish out and the lid is off the shoe box, the cat in now mush, and the box is over flowing with maggots.........AND the smell.............omg.
 
danb87

danb87

South East England Area Rep
i had too settle for a meat n chips from the local kebab. lets say they let me down today an within 2 hours its repeating on me lol.
 
GTnomez

GTnomez

Member +
Gryzor said:
ok, so we have two cats and every so often there's a hairball incident. In the room the cats stay in (as they're indoor cats) we have a cat climbing frame thingy from Ikea, and below that their water bowl.

So, I check them this morning and find the drinking bowl's water has a nice brown colour and contains hair clumps.. the side of the bowl has some brown shite looking stuff and its all surrounded in a puddle of more brown shite, the climbing frame is also marked at the launch site some 6 feet above the water bowl. At some point in the night one of the hairy feckers has decided to see what kind of destruction a hair ball launched from a height can do.
A nasty, dirty job to clean.

So, what is the most disgusting thing you've had to do today?
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Should have got Pics LOL
 
Paddy

Paddy

Lifer
I saw something absolutely disgusting yesterday. A lorry with an open top trailer, it did gave a cover over the top but couldn't contain what was inside. It braked to hard on the roundabout and what it had inside sprayed out over the cab and road, guessing it had come from a slaughter house because it was full of cow insides mainly intestines, they sprayed out all over the cab of the lorry and on the road. Almost made me sick!! Feel sorry for the driver having to clear that lot up lol
 
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dont_tell_him_pike

Member +
I went for a shit earlier. Trouble was I was in the pub, there was a guy right in front of me as i went and he got the only cubicle. Maybe he's just a shy pisser, i think, but the sound of a seat touching down followed by the sound of a belt buckle clunking apart suggest that the bastard is having a shit. So what do you do? Go straight back out? But everyone knows you've only just gone to the bog, they'll wonder why you've left after a matter of seconds. Might as well try for a piss then. Except then you realise the sound of splashdown will eminate from the cubicle any second (few things disgust me more than the sound of men shitting), you try humming but you know it won't suffice. So the only remaining option is to give up, retreat and spend half an hour or so needing a shit before you can go in again without it looking weird.

Off the top of my head, thats the most disgusting thing I can think of having happened to me today.
 
richglanzav

richglanzav

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lol didnt happen to me directly lol but a mate once got apsolutely hammered on a night out and passed out and shit himself lmao his missus had to sort him out.
 
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