Some fun with Spammers/scammers updated 02/01/09 latest reply

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Elena

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gv1.3 said:
do you have much furniture in your house? do you need a sofa?
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sofa?? i think you mean chair??

we have missles left over from the cold war and have put some cows hide on them to make them that little bit comfier.

I would like to stick a missle into my new stove to see what will happen
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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I dont recommend that but I know where you can get a sofa for the garden.

When I said above that I didnt recommend putting the missle in the stove that was merely a recommendation... if you insist on doing it perhaps I could send you a video camera so we can record what happens.
 
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Elena

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gv1.3 said:
I dont recommend that but I know where you can get a sofa for the garden.

When I said above that I didnt recommend putting the missle in the stove that was merely a recommendation... if you insist on doing it perhaps I could send you a video camera so we can record what happens.
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would you be able to send this large chair with the stove on wheels, will the sofa also need an mot??

would you expect the video camera back in return? i could feed myself and my daughter with the money from selling that, or get my nipple put back on.
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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well... if the sofa requires an MOT I am sure it could be arranged..

Keep the camera I just want the footage... I also have a sewing kit I stole from a hotel I stayed in recently which you can have to sew whatever bits back on to you that have fallen off... you can even use it to repair the advisories in the MOT for the sofa.
 
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Elena

Fresh Recruit
gv1.3 said:
well... if the sofa requires an MOT I am sure it could be arranged..

Keep the camera I just want the footage... I also have a sewing kit I stole from a hotel I stayed in recently which you can have to sew whatever bits back on to you that have fallen off... you can even use it to repair the advisories in the MOT for the sofa.
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when did you say you was coming over to russia? i never answered, of course you can meet me, ill be delighterd, you can be the father to my daughter, and you can help fill my stove with wood.
 
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HYBRID

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serieously good shit lads lol... hahahahaha

we can offer u a burbury sofa as well :D im sure we can pick one up & pass it on legally ;)

then we can all shove this rocket up ur stove & put it up on youtube.. or theync.com if its too much for youtube to accept ;)
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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Dear John,

Thank you very much for your message.

I hope one day you can visit our family here in Russia and see our
conditions of life.

The winter is coming and weather is very cold here already. Therefore I hope
that you can help us as soon as possible.

Elena.
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

Admin
Hi Elena,

I visited the bank yesterday and they have said they can loan me enough money to fix my car and so I will be able to send you the money on Monday.

Your situation sounds very bad there have you ever considered moving away from Russia? I have a house in Ireland which has two spare rooms. If you and your daughter need somewhere to stay I would be happy to accomodate you until you find somewhere else to live. I have never married and am 43 years old. I live here with just my dog roffle he is a bradford terrior and I spend most of my time taking him for walks.

I have been looking on the Internet at Russian language books so I can maybe say hello to you in Russian if we ever meet. If I post a package with some nice food for Christmas to the address you gave me before will it make it to you? I bought some nice sweets for you and your daughter and also some thermal underwear as I know how important it is that you wear your longjohns in the cold.

I am also an artist and have begun painting you a picture which I will put in with the package I send, I mainly paint insect (not very typical I know) and I am painting you a picture of a spider.

I hope you are well and can mail me on Monday to let me know the money arrived with you.

Sweet Regards,

John.
 
Jay

Jay

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I can imagine the puzzled looks a relief package from Ireland is going to get when it arrives - two wispa's, a badly drawn spider, a set of legwarmers and a tub of Dylan's special sauce..:confused:
 
gv1.3

gv1.3

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lol.. Ill tell her I am Nigerian and need to get my millions out of my country and need to use her bank account... double scam.

Lets see if she comes back with a reply...
 
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